SPAM TIME # 69

I couldn't care less about her cooking. I can cook for myself. That puts extra pressure on her to be great in the sack.

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanzen

I couldn't care less about her cooking. I can cook for myself. That puts extra pressure on her to be great in the sack.

Unless thats the only thing they are good at.

Even that cant redeem some of them. Trust me. Pretty soon your routine is like this

pressure to perform so she can be like the tentacle rape girls in your avatar?

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanzen

I couldn't care less about her cooking. I can cook for myself. That puts extra pressure on her to be great in the sack.

if shes a good woman....shell deal with it like a champ

Im just horny.

Quote:

Originally posted by Latino

if shes a good woman....shell deal with it like a champ

if she's a good woman, she'll enjoy the christmas gifts of a vacuum and a cookbook from Ed.

id like to think im a good cook and good in bed


of course im sure most women would like to think that.... so who knows... i could probably be full of shit.

Quote:

Originally posted by SouthPaw

Im just horny.

find northpaw.

*wake up

*dont even look at each other

*leave for work

*come home

*dont speak to each other

*get horny

*rail her like you just came home from a 20 year stretch in prison

*roll over and fall asleep

*repeat

*find out she has been fucking someone else

*face plant from a tall building

Quote:

Originally posted by Ed.

[reply=Latino]
if shes a good woman....shell deal with it like a champ

if she's a good woman, she'll enjoy the christmas gifts of a vacuum and a cookbook from Ed.
[/reply]

or the shoes with no long points on them...so she can get closer to the stove..
or the new clock above the stove so she doest get distracted by looking at her wrist..


hey...im thoughtfull AND considerate

Quote:

Originally posted by Jack

*wake up

*dont even look at each other

*leave for work

*come home

*dont speak to each other

*get horny

*rail her like you just came home from a 20 year stretch in prison

*roll over and fall asleep

*repeat

*find out she has been fucking someone else

*face plant from a tall building

you had me until step 10

but can she suck

Unfortunately with the ones that you dont want to talk to - step ten and eleven are unavoidable.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ed.

[reply=SouthPaw]
Im just horny.

find northpaw.
[/reply]

Hi baby.

Quote:

Originally posted by Northpaw

[reply=Ed.]
[reply=SouthPaw]
Im just horny.

find northpaw.
[/reply]

Hi baby.
[/reply]

have you cooked SP's dinner yet?

Quote:

Originally posted by Northpaw

[reply=Ed.]
[reply=SouthPaw]
Im just horny.

find northpaw.
[/reply]

Hi baby.
[/reply]


Problem solved.

im going to leave the spam thread because i feel out of place in this women hating conversation

Quote:

Originally posted by Northpaw

[reply=Ed.]
[reply=SouthPaw]
Im just horny.

find northpaw.
[/reply]

Hi baby.
[/reply]

southpaw or Edpaw?

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

im going to leave the spam thread because i feel out of place in this women hating conversation

I dont hate women. In fact, I love them.

There is one, however - that I would love to punch right in the vagina.*

















*and not in a good way.

Quote:

Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

im going to leave the spam thread because i feel out of place in this women hating conversation

Why do you think we all hate you?

Lots of for FeFe.

Now, go iron my shirt.