Spam Thread 34 - I Wanna Be A Man Whore.

im off to work...fuck i hate it right now..laters

Have fun, Latino.

See ya dude take care

whats up guys??

The sun at your end of the world.

DERRRR!!!im a dumn ass sorry...

A little bit more to the left of the map, that's the end of the world.

ya well I am just a little slow right now I guess..

I just woke up myself. I sneezed and bit my lip.
Damn.

I just got back from lunch with the girl Staci.
I cant believe how many girls come up and talk to you when you have a puppy.
I wanted to waitress but was to hard having a girl with me.
oh well maybe ill go back with claude_Neutron or something and try to hook up with her.

I will borrow a puppy from a guy in my street very soon.

they work well.
I would love to have a girl friend for a change.

But with my luck, the girls will be way too young, way too old, married or lesbian.

thats been my luck latly.
oh ya or they just think im ugly as all hell and would never date me.

I got hit on by a 14 year old, this week.
Her mother looked very nice, but her husband was even bigger than me.

holy crap.
ya I would say 14 is way to young......

Yeah, just about 16 years too young for my taste.

But maybe her mother has a nice looking sister, who is single.

I will ask her this week.

so you know them?

I met them in hospital, before and after an MRI scan.
Damn, those things take like ages.
And I drunk a lot of water, so I was in big need to have a leak.

so is that why the girl was hitin on you because of the open gown you had on?