Screaming the right name....

I have come close... I was married to a HOT asian girl for 4 years and every once in awhile it slips in my mind...
I have come to a simple solution... come up with one sexual phrase for every woman while in bed such as honey, sweety, baby, slut etc... lol sounds funny... but it works.... and if you have yourself a good girl she like it's bad... just don't go overboard (topic for another thread lol), I have a spanish friend (I am SURE this doesn't hold true for every spanish person) he exclaimed that spanish men call there girl(s) mami and the girls call their men "papi" I asked why... he told me "it's horrific to call out the wrong name in bed, so the women call us papi and we call them mami, this way no mix up" well whatever either way whether I call out the wrong name or not.... I will get some somewhere.

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Originally posted by Red-X

thanks for bringing this topic back to surface...

no problem

so much for bringing this thread back to life....

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

Ok...so im at work and bored...deal with it

A few weeks ago my wife and I got drunk as at a party..
got home, horny as hell....had some drunken sex..

it was all good...until AFTER we finished...my wife tells me i screamed out some bitches name
and it wasnt hers!....

now i was too drunk to remember...but after some much arguing...SHE decided that i was going to be cut off from sex..
for a week!..
now it only lasted 5 days...BUT IT WAS HELL!!!!...

now i was curious to know if anyone had done/experienced somthing similar..

post and share.....


if not just spam the hell out of this...

I have not had that experience but I was awakened once by my wife who noticed another's name being mentioned. Apparently I talk in my sleep.

To address just this scenario, I had a friend who would only date women of the same name at the same time. In the years I knew him he managed to date simultaneously two "Lindas" to "Donnas" and, true, two "Candy's." At one point he knew three girls named Jennifer. With the Lindas, one went by her middle name but he wanted to date her so he told her her first name (Linda) was so beautiful he wanted to call her that.

Sooo.... try to find a girlfried with the same name as your wife.

If you wife's namein Bangledeshica, you are out of luck.

thats rediculous.

it would work though...

it keeps you from being put out.

I had something similar happen to me except i wasn't drunk.
i used to call my ex a manwhore all the time.... well i was at work and just hung up the phone with him and my boss asked me a question and i called my boss manwhore.....

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Originally posted by JUST~A~TOY

I had something similar happen to me except i wasn't drunk.
i used to call my ex a manwhore all the time.... well i was at work and just hung up the phone with him and my boss asked me a question and i called my boss manwhore.....

That's funny.

Well...... What happened JAT. Don't leave us wondering...

heh

CK

*bump*

Is *bump* the new *tumbleweed* ?

damm you guys!

A ball-gag would totally avoid this problem in the first place.

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Originally posted by TheItch

A ball-gag would totally avoid this problem in the first place.

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Originally posted by TheItch

A ball-gag would totally avoid this problem in the first place.

ok quit bumping this old fucking threads please

locked.