Room Raiders

I need to rant for a second about this show. Warning, this is a Jeff post.

I'm watching it right now since nothing else is on TV, but I've caught several episodes. There are a few things I'm absolutely fucking pissed about.

1) Every goddamn idiot on there now works at Abercrombie & Fitch. They think they are hot shit for it. I worked at A&F for a year, and you don't see me walking around stopping people on the street saying "Hey, you know what, I work at Abercrombie & Fitch...aren't I cool?" Big fucking whoop. Abercrombie isn't even an upper echelon store. Congrats fuckbags, you can dress like a high schooler. I'm still working in retail, and let me tell you, there's a lot of steps above that.
2) People in the van: SHUT UP! The guy's cliches like "Ah shit she gon' find my porn!" or "Hell naw that's my mom's cum stain!" What the fuck is that? Shut up moron. Girl's cliches in the van: "OMG my closet is so dirty!" "NO don't go in there!" "He's touching my panties. I'm totally freaking out! Hooray for bulemia!"
3) THe people "raiding the rooms" - get a fucking life. If I hear one more person say "This room looks pretty dirty, I better get out the rubber gloves." And then you pick up a goddamn magazine with them. I hope they realize they are total asses.
4) At the end, when the three people get to raid the chooser's room...STOP TRYING ON THEIR DAMN UNDERWEAR GUYS! It was kind of funny the first time, but seriously...do you really want to mess up your popped A&F collar by putting on a bra?
5) MTV: FUCK OFF with your dumb show ideas.

There. I feel better. I had to get that shit off my chest, and I'll end it with two things.

1) On a positive note, they finally got Room Raiders into Atlanta, which is where I grew up and lived up until 9 months ago. I'm glad to see some southern girls. On the episode I'm watching right now, one of the girls is of course an A&F employee, and I worked with her quite a few times when I would do work for other store locations. She's gotten less hot, but that's ok. I love southern girls.
2) Here's a poll.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

never seen the show in question?

Never even heard of it. I'll defer to you and vote appropriately.

well count yourself lucky. that television show is the demoralization of america

I like room raiders, especially when they have 3 hot chicks.


I didn't vote yes cause I didn't want to endorse those fucktards abercrombie & fitch

good jeff post FO.

i didn't read it, but i voted no, because you do need to get laid.

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Originally posted by hmfc

good jeff post FO.

i didn't read it, but i voted no, because you do need to get laid.

obviously he's not doing a good job with his poon duties

well somebody someday will read it. most likely RBF...and i think you'll all agree with me: losers suck.

What the fuck is ABERCROMBIE and FINCH????

it's a clothing brand.

good stuff, i like it, but it's not worth being a prick on TV about.

I watch it in Holland on MTV.
It's quite funny and it seems that most American guys love to put womens clothes on.
So, the next time when I go to the states, I'll have all the ladies for myself, since I don't dress in womens clothing.

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good jeff post FO.

i didn't read it, but i voted no, because you do need to get laid.

obviously he's not doing a good job with his poon duties
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well, really, his job is to provide and control everyone elses poon. not his own. so it's cool.

hey apparently all you have to do is be an ass, try on women's clothing, wear white latex gloves and you can get a fake date with some girl who's probably not interested in you.

it's the american dream!

also, thanks for the cover hmfc. but that brings something to mind...shouldnt we hire someone to provide poon for me? preferrably a woman or pimp?

I wonder how long it will take the Dutch tv, to start their own Roomraiders.
They tend to borrow programs from other countries, just to keep up ratings.
And they will use Georgina Verbaan to present the program.
You don't know her, but she is a tiny woman, with big tits and a voice like a cat that is being strangled.

that will be a sad day in dutch history

Next is a better show, ok they all suck!!!!

We already have a lot of sad days. She is on tv every week, with Gotcha.
Yes indeed, the program presented by the guy from the "that's 70 show" (forgot his name, but he is funny).

i think the moral to the story is MTV's shows are awful. the M doesn't stand for music anymore

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We already have a lot of sad days. She is on tv every week, with Gotcha.
Yes indeed, the program presented by the guy from the "that's 70 show" (forgot his name, but he is funny).

ashton kutcher. punk'd? dude...holland is losing points in my book.