POLL:: pirates vs ninjas

Fucking Eric

i think its the one-eyed parrots that put pirates on top

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Originally posted by EricTheViking

[reply=redlarae]
I still think "Pirate" and I see Johnny Depp in his eyeliner undressing me on his boat

REALLY? here's a pic of me:



*gets ready to start undressing redlarae*
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Originally posted by Kanzen

I voted for super human cyborgs with Mjolnir powered armor.


Eric... i think Kanzen was refering to the armor worn by Master Chief in Halo 2.... which of course took its name from the awesomeness that is Thor's mighty hammer.

Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas:
I have traveled the world hoping to find the answer to this question.
and the answer is pirates...
why? because they cheat!

In p v. n combat there are several variables which must be taken into acount:
1) location pirate territory such as a ship, dock, bar/ tavern/ brothel or island setting; or ninja territory such as any fortress without gun emplacements, a dojo, kareoke bar/club or any where in chinatown; or neutral.
2) number of combatants on each side
one on one or even sides; or a skewed battle
3) skill level
novice (assured death), hero in training (assured survival),standard ninja/pirate (random), hero/ villian (assured survival except against another hero/ villian ) and finnally veteran (assured death... but only after killing several dozen enemy combatants and saving the hero in training/hero)
4) who is initaiting the attack
pirates, ninjas, or simultaneous

If you are fighting on enemy territory with fewer combatants you will always win.

and though ninjas make use of stealth and suprise to launch ambushes...this is only useful against novices and standard pirates as all others have either a parrot or a monkey to warn them of an approaching ninja.

You know the [reply] tags are awesome for doing this.

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Originally posted by Red-X

You know the [reply] tags are awesome for doing this.

by reply tags, you mean the quote tags right?

well either one works but the reply tags put the users name in fancy italics as seen by your post

actually i used the quote tag for that

Pirates!

well, im really a bounty hunter i wasn't even on the poll.. we are alot more ruthless then pirates, and ninjas

Yeah me 2

for the record....i knew what kanzen meant.




but if there is a thread for an offtopic norse post, this is the one.....i saw my chance, and i said "to hell with convention!" and i posted about the hammer of thor.

Who the fuck is voting Pirates? Pirates are horrible dressers and have the subtlety of a kidney stone! They would get thier assess rocked one on one that is for sure

Ninjas can't hold their rum

yes....but pirates cant hold thier sake.......its a draw

Pirates would win due to the fast they just have to go to their villages and rape and steal. It will happen so fast the ninjas will fall before the mighty brute force of the pirates. The ninja weapons could do nothing to the hard skin of the pirates from long days at sea in the blazing hot sun.

ninjas are masters of the martial arts pirates are just drunks who sail come on ninjas all the way

but being drunk makes the pirates unpredictable

when you are drunk you cant fight very well from my experiences