Holy crap! I actually was in that class . . . I didn't know it was Dan at the time but wow! Small world. Glad to see Dan is still pounding back the beers though and his DUI didn't slow him down any. Hmmm, I wonder if the paper hat absorbs alcohol better than cotton?
millions of onlookers gazed in amazement as someone had swapped the statue of liberty for a really tall and precarious statue of dan, famed underwear eater of 3 pages ago.
While Dan apparently is a big fan of Ron Jeremy, back in the day he was an even bigger fan of Dirk Diggler: Dirk was even kind enough to get him a couple of walk on shot in his movies, but unfortunately the director cut them and now they can only be found in the "special features" section of the DVD's. These acting disappointment's led to a brief but torrid afair with Burt, much to Ernie's chagrin.
As we've seen though, even though Dan only dabbled in acting, he's led an amazing life.
Ow fuk ive been awake all night laughing my ass off, Dan roks! We got presidential election here in Finland, I vote for Dan (it beats Donald Duck I believe).
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