Old Flames - And One Nighters - A Retrospect

Chick 1 (15yo) - so was I - typical high school moody chick. Dated for three years. Nice fuzzy pussy, pretty wet, she could come only once per day.

Chick 2 (16) - one nighter. Close friend. Good hairy wet snatcharoo. No different than previous girlfriend. Stuck it in for about one minute. Went off like a pack of lit firecrackers. Ruined our friendship.

Chick 3 (16) - 2 month date. HUGE boobs. Thick blonde hair. Nice fuzzy snatch. Loved to suck dick. She lied a lot though...the kind who lies just to be lying. Freaked me out.

Chick 4 (18) - 4 year date (with a few minor indiscretions in between time) - Took forever to get some. Finally did. REAL thick bush. Wettest and tightest snatch though. Incapable of orgasm from sex. Afraid to be licked. Weird chick...no wonder I cheated so much.

Chick 5 (18) - one nighter - got some easily. Nice furry snatch. She could come over and over easily. Told me to come inside, was on the pill, bla bla bla. I didn't. Didn't call her again either.

Chick 6 (18) - few time screw - real readhead. Had red bush. Great screw. Big boobs - like many redheads. But redheads always have boobs that feel like a Ziplock bag full of water. Hmm.

Chick 7 (18) - one time screw - friend of the redhead. Shaved bush (this was 1996 - shaved and trim was catching on a little bit) Not a bad screw.

Chick 8 (18) - occasional eat out and screw (Yes, I was on an 18 year old chick hunt) Nice furry snatch. Pretty wet. Had a hell of a "dick milker" for a pussy - not too loose, not too tight - perfect fit. Good pipe cleaner. She was like Liquid Plumber for my nads.

Chick 9 (21) - dated for couple years. Great pussy at first. Shaved except around the lips - which is commonplace now more than totally fuzzy or totally shaved - pretty girl. Could screw a long time. Total screamer. But after half a year or so, that snatch was bored out royally. She had one of those pussies that wouldn't come back to normal form unless you left it alone for a month. Other than that, it was going to get bigger. My old buddy hooked up with her and married her - now they're both miserable, she doesn't want sex, she's as fat as a house, their baby has colich real bad and my old buddy/her husband drinks too much. Moral of the story? If a close buddy hooks up with a recent ex-girlfriend...let it go. They'll get theirs.

Chick 10 (24) - this chick was damn good looking too. Great body. But still a virgin. Thought I could turn her out and snap that thing. Couldn't have been more wrong. Wouldn't let me see her snatch up close either. Weird chick. Couldn't suck a dick to save her life. Jerked me off like she was trying to uproot a stubborn carrot from the garden. Moved her on after a while and went back to my old favorite - little meat on the bones, but not a fat bitch. 24 and a virgin with a great body, hated church - yes. Fucked up combination, eh? No bullshit! She had her hymen and everything. NO LIE! Getting rid of her seemed bigger priority than trying to be the first to hit that thing.

Chick 11 (26) - Great woman. Good wet snatch. Good fur. Great dick sucker. She could cook too. Independent and if a woman could teach me something about life, this chick could. A little chunky. GREAT taste in music and movies. Wonderful woman. I thought I hit paydirt. She insisted on moving away and I had a great job that was taking me elsewhere. 3 year wonderful relationship. Gone. Damn!

Chick 12 (23) - hot little body. Nice firm boobs. About 5'2 tall. YEAH! She looked like Natalie Portman - well, this chick was very Jewish, so go figure. (NO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST JEWISH FOLKS!) Pretty good fuck. Affectionate as hell. Nice fuzzy cooter. Went psycho on me after a while...got possessive. Had to move her on. Making her go away was like trying to use Jello to lift an engine out of a pickup truck.

Chick 13 (25) - so/so body. Small boobs. Blonde. Beautiful face. Great dick sucker. Another chick who had Liquid Plumber capabilities with her piehole. Snatch was a different story. Dry as hell, hard to get her to come, had that snatch scent that seemed to NEVER go away. Wasn't total reek or anything, just persistent. Way too clingy.

Chick 14 (23) - ok body. Nice full hooters. Great job. Independent. Great taste in music and movies. Nice fuzzy snatch. Can come ten times per 20 minute fuck. Wetter than hell. Squirts with some orgasms. Doesn't have persistent garden-variety snatch smell. Great cook. Great ass. Swallows. Yeah...I finally hit paydirt. Getting married in the summer...like a dumbass.

I'm 30 now. Figure it's about time. Not a whole lot of difference in the snatches. Some of their values and principles are so fucked up that I'd never see them again anyway. No hole is worth a thousand headaches.

Now watch...I'm going to get a bunch of smartass shitty responses...or this thread is going to the eventual WBW archives.

an extract form the sex diary of petsounds, interesting if a bit long

: Looks frantically for point :

: looks :

: looks :

Nope, pointless!

i think we are supposed to chronical our sexual experiences....


but i didnt keep a journal, so i really cant.....i could take a stab at it....but not now.....im WAYYY too lazy

Hand1 : Tight as hell, knew just what I liked. A little too hairy for my liking but I wasn't too bothered at the time. Still see it regularly and we get on well.

Hand2 : (Or lefty) Not as tight as my first one and wasn't quite as good as I was used too, also hairy but pleasurable none the less. Still see it on a daily basis but we only really get it on when we're both drunk.

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Originally posted by bigdic

Hand1 : Tight as hell, knew just what I liked. A little too hairy for my liking but I wasn't too bothered at the time. Still see it regularly and we get on well.

Hand2 : (Or lefty) Not as tight as my first one and wasn't quite as good as I was used too, also hairy but pleasurable none the less. Still see it on a daily basis but we only really get it on when we're both drunk.

Palmela and Daisy?

Oh Trust, I'm so attached to both of them it seems pointless having names. It feels like they're both almost part of me.

hand 1(ol' lefty): same as bigdic's: Tight as hell, knew just what I liked. A little too hairy for my liking but I wasn't too bothered at the time. Still see it regularly and we get on well.

hand 2(i like to sit on this one until it goes numb and call her "the retarded stranger" ) : this one is TERRIBLE....very tight i suppose....but all over the place, no rhythm, no control.....i wouldnt recommend it at all really....but, i had to give her a try....i mean she was willing, even if she wasnt able.

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Originally posted by bigdic

Oh Trust, I'm so attached to both of them it seems pointless having names. It feels like they're both almost part of me.

sorry, i was wrong, that where Kanzen`s girlfriends..

"The Retarded Stranger"

There's just something SO wrong about that expression.

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Originally posted by petsounds75

Chick 2 (16) - one nighter. Close friend. Good hairy wet snatcharoo.

Good to see I'm not the only one who likes a little grass on the playing field.

Few years back I dated a chick who was completely bald. Big mistake, turned psycho.

Should've never stuck my dick in that one!

From now on they gotta have a little something down there.

Great post, petsounds.

Excellent post, bigdic...like the humor.

The retarded stranger.

Hand 1 (Left): Good tight grip. Can go for hours
Hand 2 (Right): Fucking bastard, it falls asleep.

I don't want to talk about my past girls but I'm happy to read about everyone elses!

i like it when both hand 1 and hand 2 want to do me in a threesome....good times!

What about wanda?

she takes the tip..

This was a good idea for a thread but it's gotten out of hand!