NG's gammy leg Spamkenstein Spam

*comes back to the post*

"I'm going to bed now, night night"

*leaves again and snuggles up in bed*

OMG!!!!!!

OMG what

Dum Dum. I will fly into JFK Tuesday late morning. PM me directions to the Marina and the slip number. Oh yeah, I need your cell. The hotel limo will pick me up..

, not til you can say Rum Dum...

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Originally posted by teasertina

*storms out of the post*

OMG!!!!!!

Noise canceling headphones are sweet.

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Originally posted by RumDum

, not til you can say Rum Dum...

Even if I am bringing the Cuban cigars and Woodford's Reserve?

That is going to be one huge sausage fest.

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Originally posted by RumDum

Noise canceling headphones are sweet.

Do you mean the Bose headphones?

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Originally posted by Pabst

That is going to be one huge sausage fest.

This is the wrong thread for this, but Pabst, If you don't want to come, that's on you. Your invited. Suasage or not.. just don't offer sausage to me..

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Originally posted by BDWW

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Do you mean the Bose headphones?

Yeah, they work quite well.

I got my own sweet hook up for contriban from the Bahamas, good stuff.

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Originally posted by RumDum

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This is the wrong thread for this, but Pabst, If you don't want to come, that's on you. Your invited. Suasage or not.. just don't offer sausage to me..

Oh I'll offer you sausage alright. .

as soon as I see a ticket with my name on it, I will go.

im going to go shower and warsh my vagina.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

im going to go shower and warsh my vagina.

Pics or it didn't/won't/will not happen.

There is an inordinate amount of penis in this thread for some reason.

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Originally posted by TickLes

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Londoner? tell me more, want me to "meet" her. If she's real and hot, I'll shag her and send pix. If she's a he, I'll beat him to death and send you pix.

Hmm... Sounds like a plan.

Bangs, I think you need this to go along with your fleshlight. This is one of those occasions where the whole (fleshlight + this stuff) is greater than the individual sum of its parts!

http://smellmeand.com/index_2.html

http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/mindcontrolexperiment.swf

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Bangs, I think you need this to go along with your fleshlight. This is one of those occasions where the whole (fleshlight + [ Link ]) is greater than the individual sum of its parts!

[ Link ]

That's just disgusting...

I mean I guess not really, it's probably about the same as buying a fleshlight to make awkward situations.



Also, that internet lady-guy is still talking to me.

And I'm figuring it's someone from this site. Because this is the only site that has my email posted...