My girlfriend never stops txt msging me!

Well, I'll have to be more careful about what I say - and who I get drunk around.

Yeah, thats it. I was drunk. I'll go with that.

why were you only wearing my panties too?


*takes her panties back*

Sorry. Old habits die hard.

break up with her! you don't need this shit in your life


sms her back. try these, perhaps:


11. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed.

10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.

9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.

8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.

7. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists.

6. I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.

5. It's like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)...

4. Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not going to work out.

3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the shrink wrap I can't return it?

2. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking
for someone more feminine

1. So long and thanks for all the fish.


source: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/01/top_11_geek_break_up_lines.html

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"...Overall, women were more likely to send texts telling their partner how they were feeling, while men were more comfortable with practical texts such as "I'll pick up dinner on the way home".

Robinson said people often used texts to keep tabs on partners who were out socialising with friends, creating the potential for friction..."


source: http://www.int.iol.co.za/?art_id=qw1129293184488A141

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanzen

Here ya go Stevez...

<Kanzen> So whatcha wearing?
<FeFe> Nothing but my panties.
<Jack> Me too.

i like sms, i prefer to use that than call someone.

@ "thanks for all the fish"

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this

i hate sms too
but i ve developped a terrific speed to type, eyes closed, driving, talking to someone
and i dont do no typos, not like here

and yes T9, it´s your friend, use it.

OK?! Where have you been, T9 has been standard on cellphones for the last seven years.....

turn your fucking phone off

Quote:

Originally posted by mongolia

turn your fucking phone off

I know, it seems so simple - but no one can seem to do it.

This is way off topic but Bangledesh bares a striking resemblence to Brian Peppers.

Quote:

Originally posted by mongolia

turn your fucking phone off

bite your tongue.

whats better than texting it recording intresting conversations on your phone and playing them back when they least expect it...

Quote:

Originally posted by Dub-Style

whats better than texting it recording intresting conversations on your phone and playing them back when they least expect it...

..... that is NOT the best!

oh how i long to make love on a cellular telephone.

when someone txt me , i call them and tell them to fuckin call next time cuz its a damn phone not a motherfucking telegraph

Cchasem, its great... except the holes are too tiny, and its hard to keep a steady hand.

Quote:

Originally posted by DocBrewskie

when someone txt me , i call them and tell them to fuckin call next time cuz its a damn phone not a motherfucking telegraph

lmao

Quote:

Originally posted by DocBrewskie

when someone txt me , i call them and tell them to fuckin call next time cuz its a damn phone not a motherfucking telegraph

whats your cell number?


*opens up her 'send text msg' screen*

Quote:

Originally posted by cchasem

[reply=DocBrewskie]
when someone txt me , i call them and tell them to fuckin call next time cuz its a damn phone not a motherfucking telegraph

lmao
[/reply]

ya know uv wanted to do it