just let her PM me I will get her sorted, 
My GF wants naughty ideas for this weekend... help...
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mal 18 years ago
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Originally posted by truce76
The wife and I like the MMF threesomes, you're not a man till you watch you lady get screwed by another guy.
Bondage is always fun, dress her up like a school girl and spank her.
Could do a molestation fantasy and pretend you are her uncle
Give her the slap happy treatment
Choke the crap out of her when she is cumming while riding you
She could bang you with a strap on
or you can bang her with a strap on, make sure the dildo is huge
tie her up to a chair, stick a vibrator in her and leave her there for an hour while you make her watch lesbian porn or a bunch of black guys gang banging some white chick
Call her a dirty whore and slut while you do her doggy style and make her beg to get fucked while you spank her
Make her dress up like a slut and tek her out on the town and pretend you paid for her, then later make her do her job as a prsotitute and full fill your needs
just some of the stuff we do
yep im there.
drive around while she blows you. take the highway and aligh your car with truckers.
cum in her hair and take her out to dinner with it in her hair. (sub pee for cum)
take a cab and ask the cabbie if its ok to fool around. fuck/suck in the backseat. ask cabbie for a discount if she lets him/her feel her titties/ass.
if a threesome is not cool this may not be either. go to a bar and watch her pick up a guy and blow him in his car outside of the bar. (repeat as often as you have the balls too) afterward "pick her up" after she comes back in bar leave with her. remind her of what a whore she is for sucking strangers dicks.
find the craziest bar around call and ask re dress code for women. Exit in Chicago allows thongs and pasties. Have her wear a thong, pasties and heels in the bar. hang out, drink etc as if nothing was happening.
tequila64 18 years ago
some werd shit going on here maybe you should just try being normal once and see how it goes 
truce76 18 years ago
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Originally posted by mal
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yep im there.
drive around while she blows you. take the highway and aligh your car with truckers.
cum in her hair and take her out to dinner with it in her hair. (sub pee for cum)
take a cab and ask the cabbie if its ok to fool around. fuck/suck in the backseat. ask cabbie for a discount if she lets him/her feel her titties/ass.
if a threesome is not cool this may not be either. go to a bar and watch her pick up a guy and blow him in his car outside of the bar. (repeat as often as you have the balls too) afterward "pick her up" after she comes back in bar leave with her. remind her of what a whore she is for sucking strangers dicks.
find the craziest bar around call and ask re dress code for women. Exit in Chicago allows thongs and pasties. Have her wear a thong, pasties and heels in the bar. hang out, drink etc as if nothing was happening.
Bar thing can be risky, but we do that to get free drinks. Dress her up all slutty and make her work for free drinks from dudes, make her say dirty stuff to them and have her only talk about sex. If you get the chance, have her reach under the table and rub his crotch. We do this to people we hang out with, out at the bar, she will reach under the table and rub them for a bit.
Parties are fun for the blow jobs, safer bet because you will know if they are clean. every party we go to we pick out a dude that she has to give head to in the bathroom or a bedroom
truce76 18 years ago
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Originally posted by tequila64
some werd shit going on here maybe you should just try being normal once and see how it goes
Normal is good for a while, but lets get the freak on and get this girl doing nasty stuff. It wil make her wet and want you even more
frankfurt11 18 years ago
sorry, but thats the worst bullshit i have ever read on here...
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The wife and I like the MMF threesomes, you're not a man till you watch you lady get screwed by another guy.
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The wife and I like the MMF threesomes, you're not a man till you watch you lady get screwed by another guy.
EricLindros 18 years ago
You wanna do something naughty?
Punch a cop in the face.
Steal a car.
Set fire to the local daycare.
Have sex with a cow on the local farm.
Upper deck a shit at a friend's house.
Pee in the soup.
Put glass recyclables into the regular trash.
Dine and dash at a local restaurant.
Go to the movies....and don't leave, just switch theaters when they're not looking.
Put a rat in someone's windshield washer fluid reservoir.
Take a penny from the take-a-penny/leave-a-penny cup even if you don't need it.
If you need more naughty ideas, let me know.
Punch a cop in the face.
Steal a car.
Set fire to the local daycare.
Have sex with a cow on the local farm.
Upper deck a shit at a friend's house.
Pee in the soup.
Put glass recyclables into the regular trash.
Dine and dash at a local restaurant.
Go to the movies....and don't leave, just switch theaters when they're not looking.
Put a rat in someone's windshield washer fluid reservoir.
Take a penny from the take-a-penny/leave-a-penny cup even if you don't need it.
If you need more naughty ideas, let me know.
NaughtyGypsy 18 years ago
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Originally posted by EricLindros
You wanna do something naughty?
Punch a cop in the face.
Steal a car.
Set fire to the local daycare.
Have sex with a cow on the local farm.
Upper deck a shit at a friend's house.
Pee in the soup.
Put glass recyclables into the regular trash.
Dine and dash at a local restaurant.
Go to the movies....and don't leave, just switch theaters when they're not looking.
Put a rat in someone's windshield washer fluid reservoir.
Take a penny from the take-a-penny/leave-a-penny cup even if you don't need it.
If you need more naughty ideas, let me know.
A true mofo in action!
[Deleted] 18 years ago
cheat on her then tell her all the details at the weekend.....post what happens that could be fun for the rest of us
[Deleted] 18 years ago
you cant think of your own ideas in bed?? youre a fucking loser. Be creative by the grace of God. I get creative with it by the grace of God.
mal 18 years ago
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Originally posted by truce76
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Normal is good for a while, but lets get the freak on and get this girl doing nasty stuff. It wil make her wet and want you even more
Yea if he wants normal he can ask "dear abby" but here on wbw a semi porn site I think your reaching to expect normal.
mal 18 years ago
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Originally posted by gipsyeyes18
I think I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
woa thats kinky! Suck dick in the name of .... I cant even say it. Um is there a girl in a well which you are having lotion "it rubs lotion on its body"
mal 18 years ago
Oh yes.
Call "special" people with your dick in her mouth. Like she can call her ex bf and ask about her sweater while she licks you or even call her current bf/husband with your dick in her mouth. Wanna get wayyy kinky? call other special people while dick is in mouth.
the walk of nudity. walk down the hotel hallway to the roof naked (heels). walk from the car to the house naked/heels. walk from rest area bathroom to the car naked. a
if shes up for it visit truckers sleeping at rest stops.
ummm idk any more.
Call "special" people with your dick in her mouth. Like she can call her ex bf and ask about her sweater while she licks you or even call her current bf/husband with your dick in her mouth. Wanna get wayyy kinky? call other special people while dick is in mouth.
the walk of nudity. walk down the hotel hallway to the roof naked (heels). walk from the car to the house naked/heels. walk from rest area bathroom to the car naked. a
if shes up for it visit truckers sleeping at rest stops.
ummm idk any more.
mal 18 years ago
oh yea how coudl we forget. Order pizza, ac repair, plumber, gardening, etc and haver her in heels naked. set up a video camera. you go to the store. maybe get a burger. if she fucks you can fuck her when you get back watching her fuck ten minutes ago. if she doesnt you can watch her teasing the random and fuck her then.
aus_cassie87 18 years ago
I got a friend who loves to strip off when ever she can, we go bush walking and she strips naked, walks like that for hours, loves the reactions from people we meet and when it is over the sex is fucking awesome, once she even blew a couple of guys that were following us just for the fun of it.
Gallactico 18 years ago
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Originally posted by gipsyeyes18
you cant think of your own ideas in bed?? youre a fucking loser. Be creative by the grace of God. I get creative with it by the grace of God.
May the grace of God save you from your filthy mouth and porn addiction...
Gallactico 18 years ago
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Originally posted by squeeker
I got a friend who loves to strip off when ever she can, we go bush walking and she strips naked, walks like that for hours, loves the reactions from people we meet and when it is over the sex is fucking awesome, once she even blew a couple of guys that were following us just for the fun of it.
sounds awesome...
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