mr.poops drunk ramblings

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Originally posted by MrBellend

Poop - are you his fucking queen?

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

29th entry
5 beers


ok so yesterday i went to buy some new shoes and i had drunk a few beers and puffed on a j before i went to the shoe sto im here to tell you my wbw brothers and sisters do NOT buy shoes while you are stoned these are the ugliest shoes ive ever seen

winner !

Hey I didn't know you were an Iron Maiden fan. Nice !

45th entry
5 beers


ok so check this out this train derailed about 3 blocks from my house and spilled one of its tanker car loads apparently there was whiskey being hauled in this tanker car

a chubby well tanned white male with good hair was seen licking the railroad tracks

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Originally posted by Vorphraguptor

Hey I didn't know you were an Iron Maiden fan. Nice !

yes i am click on my sig for some maiden videos

Every time i read some of this thread I have to start drinking

46th entry
7 beers



drink away good sir

47th entry
4 beers


ok so i was in wal-mart a while ago and i was picking up some salsa and some beer and there were these idiots running around the store acting stupid and yelling and disturbing me for some odd reason i kept thinking of my gun all shiny and pretty

48th entry
9 beers


tell me a joke. show me your wifes boobs.ride a horse.ride a moped.cook a pie.clip your toenails.sendme some prozac.smoke a joint and think of me.send diz-x a pm telling him we need a chubby girls gallery.go to a fast food joint and order steak and caviar.punch someone you dont like in the nose.have sex.post pictures of your feet.eat some beans.go to kfc drive through and if it is a female ask her how big her breasts are.go check your mail naked.flip a cop off.watch a good movie and then pm me your review.take a dump in a public restroom and take a picture of the restroom.go to macdonalds and order a cheeseburger with no cheese report the response you get to wbw.tell a perfect stranger to have a nice day.wear your clothes backwards.take a picture of yourself doing the hokey pokey.see how many boiled eggs you can eat.go to a fast food joint and order a cold hot dog.call your mom.tell us what color your toilet paper is.build a birdhouse.pet your dog.pet your cat.pet your bird.go for a bicycle ride.go fishing.have a nice cup of coffee.drink beer.have your cholesteral checked(seriously).wear your seatbelt.floss.watch cartoons.pm latino and tell him g'day.see how many push ups you can do.find out what the tallest building in your town is and urinate off of it.read a good book.dont worry be happy.

49th entry
14 beers


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy5AbMQZhq8 anyone remember these dudes?

1st vodka - yes, I remember them. They're just as crap as I remember, Mr Poop. Thanks for a good idea for a thread - you've encouraged me to start drinking at 2.30pm!

50th entry
17 beers


to each his own
have a great day drink one for me my fellow boozer

2nd vodka. Just drunk the first one for you Mr. Poop and have come up with a new idea for a BiBiBaby competition Cheers!

51st entry
19 beers


ok ill bite
whats the competition?

Still on 2nd vodka - see new post in 'Fun Forum'

52nd entry
25 beers


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm9W4Ts-tw0

14th vodka today. Things are a bit misty. I cried a bit. chatting to a MySpace friend and feeling weepy again. Listening to a really good band called 'The Trudy'. Wishing I could eat scrambled eggs and fresh salmon, but haven't got either. Time for another vodka Mr Poop...

53rd entry
4 beers



i think ive figured out why i like beer so much its the soothing buzz makes you feel so comfy and cozy


by the way i love creepshow(the movie) its cool in a cheesey way

54th entry
7 beers



http://gamewad.com/video-game-characters-that-look-like-celebrities-3180-p.html

hb drinking.
hb says man who stand on toilet is high on pot.