Motorcycle crash! Surgery! NYE spent in the hospital!

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is there a short version of that available?

Sorry to hear that jeff!

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Originally posted by Jeff613

I'll have a shot of the x ray tomorrow and will welcome it being posted here if someone can PM me with their e mail and be sure to host it. You ARE, without question, a fucking moron if you ride without a helmet.

In the UK its compulsory. It saves lives. PERIOD.
You are indeed foolish. You have learned the hard way & survived.
I hope you get well soon jeff.
Chin up! Ooops

Glad to hear you'll be alright, i dont know what i'd do without my daily Jeff Novel post. But honestly it's good that it wasn't more serious

I was thinking of having my jaw surgically wired shut and use it as a diet method...I think I will not go through the pain of crashing a motor cycle, though!

Let us now how the weight loss goes and good luck with that quarter pounder thing, we all know you will try it at least once.lol

Get well soon.

dang that sucks. what bike were you riding? And weren't you wearing a helmet!?

whats up with motorcycle riders being ignorant and not wearing helmets then all of us have to pay for their stupidity by paying their medical bills...i think if u dont' wear a helmet, u deserve whatever happens to ya

maybe you could put out an album like kanye west


hope you get better soon

Yes, i was indeed wearing a (brand new shiny hannukah present of a) helmet and it saved me from a serious concussion to boot. It was not a full-face helmet though.

The ten second synopsis: I broke my jaw in two places in a motorcycle accident last Friday the first time I ever even got on the damn thing to take it for a spin in a closed empty parking lot. had a weekend full of pain meds, visits from friends and a two hour surgery to repair the damage. I'm on a liquid diet now that my jaw is wired shut while the bone finishes healing for three weeks. I will loose some unwanted weight as a result no doubt. After this I realize beyond any shadow of a doubt I am no wimp because I took this like a man with some help from some real friends and parents who stayed by my side at the hospital for up to 8 hours a day, but no crying or loss of sense of sarcastic sense of humor from me even before the painkillers were administered and a broken bone was jutting into my mouth. Updates later, big dinner out when the wires come off. The end.

Thanks for the briefing - glad you're alright. At least you can surf wbw while you heal!

Well, believe it or not, getting back home where I could cruise WBW for some good ol' titties was one thing that motivated me to get better and make it home. I stayed at my father's house for two days after I got out of the hospital where I was cut off from all porn web surfing. This is one of my favorite things to do, so I wanted to get back to it. WBW therefore had a part in my recovery. Thanks for the well wishes.

you outta have the surgeon give you chin implants. I hear lookin' like Bruce Campbell is the in thing right now..

For the moment your jaw is wired, you won't be anymore able to lick your gf pussy. I'm sure some of the wbw ladies wouldn't mind helping her in these times.

Damn dude!

That sucks, but at least it's not as bad as it could've been. And I see it hasn't affected your talent for your lenghthy "Jeff posts".
Couldn't have broken a couple of fingers too? Damnit!!


Seriously, hope you have a speedy recovery and enjoy your diet!

Too bad - you arent in my club anymore - the club for those who haven't broke a single bone

shit happends d00d

wholly crap wholyy crapy whoollly crap

dude that sux big time. I cant believe it!!! Man Jeff well now you can say "o this its from my motorcycle crash of 2005". Chicks dig that. Are you still gonna ride?? Man I cant believe this this is just wacko nuts!!! Well next time use a full face helmet. Ive been in at least three wrecks with no helmet and no broken bones! But you never know. My cousing 20 mph bike fell on his leg he walks forever with a major limp. So you never know. Damn sorry to hear that. Did you need to lose any weight? Cuz you will now! lol hang in there. Ill pm you.

Mal

omg its worse than you can imagine. xrays look horrible!!! poor dude

Opposite view:

Im just ribbin ya jeff. I really do feel bad for you bud.