Most outrageous/wild thing you did sexually

where do I begin...
got a tugjob in a backyard party.. blowjob in Wendy's drive-thru (before getting to the window, of course.)
had my salad tossed (an interresting experience)..
had sex in a bar, (bathroom) on an enclosed porch.. on the job.. in between houses.. in parking lots.. garages.. on a bus.. on a train.. in the club, (dark corner AND behind bar) many times with friends/family within earshot/eyesight.. multiple 3somes, and in just bout every position conceivable. With "friend's" girlfriends, sisters, spouses, and 1 MILF.
Best?? at a party, sitting on a couch in the back of the room with ex-girlfriend's friend riding w/ skirt up and panties in my pocket. Aspire to join mile high club evetually.

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Originally posted by Beta671

fingered an ex-gf one time in the back seat while my parents were driving the car....oh the highschool days....

ah, the memories, they come flooding back...
she must have been a quiet fuck.. literally

Bang-

The most opposition she gave was - "The idea to me was just a little bit out there" Add to the fact shes not sure what we are going to say and she doesnt sound reluctant it all and the fact that it was her thread and then she baited us by saying um "i dont know if i can say" ie she did it but doesnt know what we might think of her. Because of the bashing she received via her bf she will never tell us.

She said "just a LITTLE BIT" she didnt say I was repulsed, or I cant believe it what an ass. Her main concern was what else they might want to do not what he suggested. She never said she dumped b/c of this. Everyone is inferring their own ideals into what she said.

Again women like sex, some women are kinkier than you can imagine. Stop judging and they will begin to tell you. All girls and men for that matter test the waters when their not sure what people think.... "I had this friend who..."

Then if you say the friend is a "sicko" or a freak or needs therapy they can say "yea exactly" and never have admitted to the act.

I mean are we gaybashers here?? Just b/c we might not be gay does that mean we chastise their lifestyle? By the same token if a girl or a guy likes gangbangs who are we to say its wrong anymore than saying a women shouldnt have sex with a women or a man with a man???

i'm fucking this girl from behind in the ass and she start pissing on my feet, this makes me mad so i punch her in the back of the head, she then shits all over me so i start throwing up on her...what a mess...i then came in her eyes. it was glorious to say the least

beta Give me a waterbed and a woman and Ill give that beer a workout.

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Originally posted by Jeff613

Aside from some pretty experimental stuff with bondage, role play (Roman dictator/virgin slave, Romanian strangler/helpless lass, etc.) wax and ice cubes in the pussy, I guess one of the most unique things I ever did was put a cock-sized smooth bullet shaped vibrator into a girl's puss on top of my cock when I was already in there myself from behind. Then I turned it on. It was sooo tight, and with the vibrations going on, oh man, fuhgeddabout it. I'm getting a woodie just thinking about it. Took her a minute to get used to, but most girls can actually easily accomodte that much and she ended up liking it, even with my considerable girth. The words "It's like two of them welded together" has been used to describe my cock.

Hahh! The sweet smell of....


....you guessed it.....


...BULLSHIT!

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Originally posted by hipsgrabber

[reply=Jeff613]
Aside from some pretty experimental stuff with bondage, role play (Roman dictator/virgin slave, Romanian strangler/helpless lass, etc.) wax and ice cubes in the pussy, I guess one of the most unique things I ever did was put a cock-sized smooth bullet shaped vibrator into a girl's puss on top of my cock when I was already in there myself from behind. Then I turned it on. It was sooo tight, and with the vibrations going on, oh man, fuhgeddabout it. I'm getting a woodie just thinking about it. Took her a minute to get used to, but most girls can actually easily accomodte that much and she ended up liking it, even with my considerable girth. The words "It's like two of them welded together" has been used to describe my cock.

Hahh! The sweet smell of....


....you guessed it.....


...BULLSHIT!
[/reply]


wha???? A guy using a toy with his girl? Dude How is this possibly bullshit? Lets see Ill put em both in. Doesnt seem far fetched.

I think he meant the giant penis part was bullshit.

i had sex in a section of the church where the nuns slept with my girl for the night the nuns were rentin out rooms and she rented it (she was on holiday) and i fucked her in her room which was right next to the nuns and like in the hall way and shit lol my friend and her friend did the same i guess thats the wildest

on my girls front porch on a busy city street in broad daylight....her dad caught us

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Originally posted by Big_Country

on my girls front porch on a busy city street in broad daylight....her dad caught us

haha nice

i'm fucking this girl from behind in the ass and she start pissing on my feet, this makes me mad so i punch her in the back of the head, she then shits all over me so i start throwing up on her...what a mess...i then came in her eyes. it was glorious to say the least......and ya'll think ya can beat that?

you said that already Beta. Page 5.

I went to p/u my g/f from work (a Titty Dancer) she was drunk and all horny as hell wanting to fuck while driving, so I pulled over in to a parking lot had a quickie and then realized it was a church parking lot! I am so going to hell!

Okay, you got me....that one girl who said it was like two cocks welded together actually said "bonded" together. Sorry. If yoiu would like a picture of my erect girth with WBW written on it with a ruler next to it along with one of those two inch circle guages slipped around it, I wil oblige. My cock is two inches wide and I wil prove it. No bullshit about that kinds of thing here.

Two pencil dicks bonded together, then.

Think you got game in your pants Suckrates? Feel like settling who has more going in down there? I can arrange an online contest here tomorrow night of you like.

I have no interest whatsoever in seeing your penis. I'm just saying a 1" wide penis is a pencil dick.

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Originally posted by Suckrates

Two pencil dicks bonded together, then.

Jeff-
Think you got game in your pants Suckrates? Feel like settling who has more going in down there? I can arrange an online contest here tomorrow night of you like.



Oh its on its def on. You been served suckrates. Unfortunately I have a dentist appointment so I wont be able to attend this sword fight but...


its on its def on.