Most Embaressing Place You Got An Erection...

I was working in a grocery store behind the counter, an Irma chain here in Denmark.
And i was sitting on the chair taking money for peoples items.
And to sit in the right heigt of the chair and the keyboard you use and the scanner, i was sitting with my crotch touching the register and me moving all the time made my crotch do the same..
And i dont know what happend, but suddenly.. It happend, jsut there.. With people staing in line..
Lucky for me noone could see it, and i just had to think bad thougts (See My Other Thread About That) to relax..
Until the next customers askes for a bottle of alcohol which is behuind the counter on the top shelf where i just have to stand up a bit to reach..
Never have i been so embarrsed, i had to turn the other way around and really hide it.. It was really embaressing..
Maybe it would have been less just to stand up and take it and sit down again...
Well.. That was my story.. One of them..
Any otheres ?

a few years ago i went to the church since it was a big holiday here in Greece. It was summer and i was wearing linnen trousers unfortunately with no underwear.... church was really crowded and in front of me, there was a girl with great body and a very thin dress... you can all imagine what happened.... i felt not only embarassed, but like a real pervert too.
So i was trying to move aside (same the girl who wasn't exactly touched by holy grace at that moment), but everybody were stuck. When i managed to move a bit, i ran out like hell....

So you're aroused by money eh?

I guess you were banned from all the local banks huh?

I always rub my money on my privates before I pay for something. Clerks always wonder why im grinning as I buy things.

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Originally posted by Jack

I always rub my money on my privates before I pay for something. Clerks always wonder why im grinning as I buy things.

im aroused by this thread

Damnit

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Originally posted by Jack

I always rub my money on my privates before I pay for something. Clerks always wonder why im grinning as I buy things.

i dont get THAT embarressed by shit like that....but the one time i did get it hard and i wished i didnt
was last year when i went to the dentist...the dental assistant was a hot chick i got it on with in high
school..and she was looking even better...anyways, she gets me all prepped..rubs her breasts on my
shoulders and then smiles and leaves,

In comes the worn out tank from WW2...the dentist.sees my one man tent up..and smiles at me..

worst one ever..

i walk around with a constant boner.

Church by far....or when in highschool I got one and the teacher asked me to go up to the board

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Originally posted by Jack

I always rub my money on my privates before I pay for something. Clerks always wonder why im grinning as I buy things.

All through Jr. High

I think every guy has gotten one of those embarassing science class boners

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Originally posted by cfh74

I think every guy has gotten one of those embarassing science class boners

mine came while I was in social studies, i was wearing umbros, and the teacher asked us to walk up and turn in our assignments . . .

getting my haircut, by this decent looking girl. but god when she touched my hair while cutting, i go a huge boner, she kept smiling so i think she knew i had one

Laying in the hospital after a gnarly Mountain Bike accident about 15 years ago, comin off the drugs an pain killers. I didn't notice the ragin hard on I had until My mother an the female doctor parted the curtain around my bed to look in on me.
Standing there eyeballin me my mother asked without batting a eye Doctor you got something to fix that too?

[reply=Walkincoffin]
Laying in the hospital after a gnarly Mountain Bike accident about 15 years ago, comin off the drugs an pain killers. I didn't notice the ragin hard on I had until My mother an the female doctor parted the curtain around my bed to look in on me.
Standing there eyeballin me my mother asked without batting a eye Doctor you got something to fix that too?
[Reminds me of a story a freind of mine told me. He was havin a wank in his room when his mum walked in. She said "what are you doing". He replied "I'm havin a wank" and carried on! ]

nothing like school wood to embarass you every single morning!

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Originally posted by Jack

I always rub my money on my privates before I pay for something. Clerks always wonder why im grinning as I buy things.

ROFL Jack, i hope you realize money is already extremely dirty before you rub it on your privates (cant be healthy)

Some funny shit there