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Starter: DEMO Posted: 12 years ago Views: 41.8K
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Pick me! I'd make a great donor... I have all the necessary qualities... tall, spontaneous... just the right amount of fun (okay it's hard to self assess) and I'm female... oh wait...

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Originally posted by F1098
Well, that settles it. You guys have been scratched off the guest list for my first kids party.

In 18 months.

If I can find a suitable donor ( my fiancée is really picky). And a few other "ifs".

* runs off in a snit"
#4803475
Lvl 26
Meanwhile during Honda's Dark Souls Livestream:

#4803478
Lvl 19
Misschief,

!! Well, that is very sweet of you. Tall and spontaneous sure works for us. Hmmmm.

Oh yeah, that (lack of ) sperm thang might be a problem, otherwise it's just a great party, no ?

*hugs*
* This post has been modified : 11 years ago
#4803479
Lvl 24
Soo... A good way to tell that you are done running sprints is when simultaneously both sets of quads and calves lock up, and you nearly throw up in your mouth and fall over in front of a hot chick.

That point, for me, comes at about 80 minutes in. lol

Edit: I ran my warm-up mile in about 7 minutes though. Which is decent since this is literally the first time I've exercised in like 3-4 weeks. ...and that might inform that whole debacle up there.
#4803481
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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum


Its not Christmas yet bb. But IT IS really nice to see you!!
#4803482
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Originally posted by Bangledesh
Soo... A good way to tell that you are done running sprints is when simultaneously both sets of quads and calves lock up, and you nearly throw up in your mouth and fall over in front of a hot chick.



Sigh....I miss that.
#4803484
Lvl 59
I can't run right now my left knee is having a difficulty and I have no idea how that happened, because when it did I hadn't done any physical activity in like 3-4 days.


Also, I recall reading about how they were looking into creating embryos in vitro without a male donor. Not sure if they're really doing that yet, but it may be possible soon? I'll have to look that up again.
#4803485
Lvl 24
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Originally posted by Sugarpie
...

Sigh....I miss that.


Almost throwing up in front of hot chicks? Wow, you and your proclivities...

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Originally posted by EricLindros
I can't run right now my left knee is having a difficulty and I have no idea how that happened, because when it did I hadn't done any physical activity in like 3-4 days.


Also, I recall reading about how they were looking into creating embryos in vitro without a male donor. Not sure if they're really doing that yet, but it may be possible soon? I'll have to look that up again.


Yeah, I also found out that my foot didn't heal properly the last time I broke my foot. The center-ish of my ball (one of the tarsals?) is now rubbing a hole in the insole of my boots, and at no point ever have I worn out an insole; and also, it's really painful to run on in general, and at around 75 minutes, I was able to feel grinding lol.
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Originally posted by Bangledesh
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Almost throwing up in front of hot chicks? Wow, you and your proclivities...

...

Yeah, I also found out that my foot didn't heal properly the last time I broke my foot. The center-ish of my ball (one of the tarsals?) is now rubbing a hole in the insole of my boots, and at no point ever have I worn out an insole; and also, it's really painful to run on in general, and at around 75 minutes, I was able to feel grinding lol.


I just miss running. After breaking the same metatarsal bone in the same foot twice in 18 months, my running career is effectively over.


Also...babies without men?
#4803488
Lvl 59
Yes, babies without men.

Also, have you ever looked into Hoka shoes? They're specifically made with extra cushioning and are great for people who have impact injury issues: http://hokaoneone-na.com/
#4803489
Lvl 26
Quote:
Originally posted by Bangledesh
Almost throwing up in front of hot chicks? Wow, you and your proclivities...


Yeah, she has some pretty weird fetishes.
#4803524
Lvl 71
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen
Meanwhile during Honda's Dark Souls Livestream:

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Boned !


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Originally posted by Bangledesh
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The center-ish of my ball [...] is now rubbing a hole

You could at least spare us with the details of your intimate problems
#4803527
Lvl 24
You know you love thinking about my balls and holes.
#4803530
These minimum character count things are stupid....especially when reporting a picture. Give me a menu of reasons why I'm reporting it, and then I still have to answer with 10 characters why I'm reporting it. I JUST ANSWERED WHY IM REPORTING IT!!
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#4803536
Lvl 27
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Originally posted by EricLindros
Yes, babies without men.

Also, have you ever looked into Hoka shoes? They're specifically made with extra cushioning and are great for people who have impact injury issues:[Link]

Wow, that's way more cushioning than my Asics!
#4803537
Lvl 24
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Originally posted by Sugarpie
These minimum character count things are stupid....especially when reporting a picture. Give me a menu of reasons why I'm reporting it, and then I still have to answer with 10 characters why I'm reporting it. I JUST ANSWERED WHY IM REPORTING IT!!


Yup. That's why I got out. Character-limits don't fly in my book.

#4803538
Lvl 27
It's a sad day for emote spammers
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Lvl 59
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Lvl 27
#4803557
Lvl 21
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie
These minimum character count things are stupid....especially when reporting a picture. Give me a menu of reasons why I'm reporting it, and then I still have to answer with 10 characters why I'm reporting it. I JUST ANSWERED WHY IM REPORTING IT!!


I know. It seems silly to have to type SpamSpamSpam to report a post.
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