Moose fighting, the new national sport of Canada, sponsored by Spam

Tastes like chicken.

Looks like fish?

Smells like teen spirit.

Walks like a duck.

A man and his pet duck walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my duck."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the duck falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a duck."

My stomach is revolting against...I dunno, something I ate. Kinda uncomfortable, you guys.

Sorry friend.

Thanks for the kind words. They will help me through these troubling times.

Oooh. Free HBO weekend.

Where YOU live....!

Oh, yeah, I just found it by browsing through my TV channels.

Your mileage may vary, depending on cable provider.

I have ATT. You ?

The terrible corporation that is RCN cable.

Eminem



http://cjzero.com/gifs/EminemHighHerbieBrent.gif

It no likely your link, but thats one of the funniest gifs I've seen in awhile.

The link was just a longer version of that gif, but you get the gist with the inline imgur version.

what eminem actually saw:

holy seizure.

I actually wanted to use this but it's too many frames in order to get it to loop well: