May Dah SPAM Be With Yah!

If just my mom and brother lived here...it would take about a week before we were on an episode of "Hoarders"

They're those kind of assholes that think nothing frozen can ever go bad, and expiration dates are a suggestion. So every few weeks I throw away basically everything in the fridge..

Suck on that a one time.

So I decided to go to my sisters house to keep her cat from dying yesterday..and on the table she's like "read this and tell me what you think" in a little notey on some paper.

So I open up the paper..and it's brainstorming for a short story or romance novel or some jazz.

So I sit down...it's about a female vampire who falls in love with a regular guy, that turns out to be an angel.

































I just put it back down on the table and I plan on pretending I never seen it. I can't imagine saying anything about it other than "FUCKING SERIOUSLY?!"

So, better off just pretending it never happened...lol

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Originally posted by Honda_X

So I decided to go to my sisters house to keep her cat from dying yesterday...

I liked you better before I knew you'd lift a finger to save a cat.... foul creatures I'd just as soon beat to death with a shovel, as look at.

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Originally posted by brownell

…foul creatures I'd just as soon beat to death with a shovel, as look at.

So I take it a cat killed your father, and then raped you and your mother. Then burned your house to the ground and took your life-savings.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

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So I take it a cat killed your father, and then raped you and your mother. Then burned your house to the ground and took your life-savings.

Correct, but I hated cats even before that.

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Originally posted by brownell

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Correct, but I hated cats even before that.

That cat just can't spell

Im trying to use the AMNESIA spell on the whole WBW community to give some hope and let them forget about that awefull thread!

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Originally posted by brownell

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I liked you better before I knew you'd lift a finger to save a cat.... foul creatures I'd just as soon beat to death with a shovel, as look at.

You made yourself a powerful enemy today, my friend.

Well, the jerk store called...

..they're running out of you.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Well, the jerk store called...

..they're running out of you.

Here bro, use this instead!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpNPw4H6_tU[/youtube]

So, how's WBW?

I hear cat's are the new thing.


I've been busy with crap....writing papers, giving presentations, conducting laboratory experiments, taking tests, etc. Not so good times, you know.

I bet you got to wear a BOSS lab coat.

Also, I heard you were..LOST IN TIME!

http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4920349/1/10/The_WBW_Crew_LOST_IN_TIME.html

I actually do get to wear a lab coat - in one of my labs, anyway.

And teh goggles!

That's actually pretty badass.

Chicks dig lab coats.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I actually do get to wear a lab coat - in one of my labs, anyway.

And teh goggles!

You should see me in uniform.
When I was in NYC a year or so ago, chicks in bar were grinding on me like CRAZY!

I even fucked one and the next morning she said :

"The last canadian I fucked was Honda. He was so this and that, all about himself. But since I fucked you, I do have a better opionions on canadians!"

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Originally posted by kayradis

You should see me in uniform.
When I was in NYC a year or so ago, chicks in bar were grinding on me like CRAZY!

I even fucked one and the next morning she said :

"The last canadian I fucked was Honda. He was so this and that, all about himself. But since I fucked you, I do have a better opionions on canadians!"

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