masturbation place

in a stall in the ladies restroom, hehe

I masturbated on a plane if that intersts anyone...

In the drivers seat of my car driving home on the turnpike.
In my office at work.

In the toilets of a restaurant and in the toilet of a high speed train in france.

Hmm... I've done it while driving on the freeway, in the parking lot at a mall, bathroom at work, and in the walk in cooler at work.

I'd be interested in hearing from the ladies...

In:
everybody elses bedroom at home (while they're away)
the kitchen
the lounge
the shower/bath
a cubicle in a changing room
the bathroom at work
at my desk at work
the car while driving on the motorway
front of my gf when she wanted to watch
front of my PC

Oh, you said masturbation *place*. You see, I originally read that as masturbation *palace* which is what my apartment is.

For a woman I think masturbating in a public (sorry, they call it an "exciting" place is easier because you do not need to actually remove your clothing from your genitals as we usually do, and afterwards there is no baby batter to clean up. But since you asked, I guess probably while driving when the mood struck me. I guess to me, any place I get laid, even if it's my own bed, end up being prety damn exciting.

In a somewhat related note, I almost pissed myself laughing the other day when some comedian on XM's channel 150 (uncensored comedy) said, when asked by a girl what his favorite part of a recent sex session was, "I dunno, I thought the last ten seconds was pretty peachy". That is the most honest GUY answer I think I have ever heard to that stupid question.

Mind you, getting caught with your wang out in the middle of a self-abusive sex act is enough in most cases to get you arrested and classified as a sex offending felon who will have to be letting all his neghbiors know for the rest of his life when he has moved into the hood, who will never be able to work as an EMT or anywhere in the medical field, or in child care, locksmithing, or in an amusement park. Just something to think about next time you can't wait to pull one off until you get home. Seriously.

Okay to answer the question, I have never jerked it in any exotic spot, almost always only in my bed and behind a locked door. I have never, to this day, been interrupted. A perfect record, folks!

i seriousy, seriously thought this was a jeff thread...and had a look out of curiosity..

why do people want to know where others masturbate?

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i seriousy, seriously thought this was a jeff thread...and had a look out of curiosity..

why do people want to know where others masturbate?

So did i :P

In my car in a public parking lot. One of the best orgasms I ever had. I shot the biggest load

i got honry in a german exam lucky was in a corner at the back of the class so wanked away under the table

i got morning wood at 6am on the M62 near halifax so i had a wank on the motorway @ 70mph

i had a wank in an airplane bog, if you think that your spunk travels at over 200mph (aparently) and an airplane does bout 500mph that means i shot my load at over 700mph!!!!!!!

ive wanked in my office at work loads of times

ive had a wank in the middle of a field

- while driving a car at about 150 km/h (~ 100 miles/hour), my former girlfriend finished off sucking and swallowing
- in front of several girlfriends
- in a WC cabin of the german ICE-train
- in the woods (while military service)

1) i jacked off while driving while i was next to a bus where everyone could see
2) in an airplane restroom
3) in a car at school

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Originally posted by Burn

one time.... at band camp....

I don't think anyone really cares about where men whack off but think this thread was meant to draw in some female comments. I had a girl friend once that did it a couple times a week on the way to work and would call me to let me know she just finished doing it in the ladies bathroom..... which was quit often.

right here....exactly where i'm sitting....internet porn gets me off

A good thing you didn't see my picture then Lilrika.

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Originally posted by I-love-girls

A good thing you didn't see my picture then Lilrika.

what picture?