Lets Get Anonymous.

ok i do have some i could send anonymously but only because they have to do with illegal activities. yes caribonz i am a sick fucker and very honest. one more for just you.

i like beastiality when the girl is hot. (especially a cute girl sucking a big horse cock)

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

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i am pretty open with my deep dark secrets so i have nothing to send. sorry.

Everyone has something to hide.
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i will prove you wrong.

i want to and plan to fuck my super hot sister when she turns 18. (yes i will post the pics)

i let a dog lick my cock once. (it was a female dog and i did not cum)

i look at porn while my girl blows me.

i have shoved a 12 inch dildo up my ass to prove to my girl that she is being a sissy about taking my 7 inch cock in her ass. (it was uncomfortable but did not hurt)

shit dude i can go on and on. i cant think of any other good ones right now.
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holy shit dude..

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Originally posted by Dulcinea

Ok, color me impressed. I have a hard time (no pun intended) taking a 12 inch cock in my twat, never mind in my ass.

i used a fair amount of ky. by the way she loves anal now. she just had to give it time.

Dude, I don't care if you used a gallon of KY. 12 inches up your ass is way impressive.

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Originally posted by Dulcinea

Dude, I don't care if you used a gallon of KY. 12 inches up your ass is way impressive.

and disturbing....why couldnt you make your point with an 8"??

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Originally posted by Latino

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Dude, I don't care if you used a gallon of KY. 12 inches up your ass is way impressive.

and disturbing....why couldnt you make your point with an 8"??
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i bought her the 12. she never used it because it was too big. it was all i had unless i used a carrot but then i would have to eat it because i do not waste food. i guess thats a lesson learned. never send a man to buy a dildo.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

i bought her the 12. she never used it because it was too big. it was all i had unless i used a carrot but then i would have to eat it because i do not waste food. i guess thats a lesson learned. never send a man to buy a dildo.

you still dont shove things up your ass do you??

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Originally posted by MeatU2

I'll remember that. Now remember this. She'll be thinking about YOU the whole time!

me? is that a good or a bad thing?

even loki's confessions would be funnier when posted here anonymously...

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

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Dude, I don't care if you used a gallon of KY. 12 inches up your ass is way impressive.

and disturbing....why couldnt you make your point with an 8"??
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i bought her the 12. she never used it because it was too big. it was all i had unless i used a carrot but then i would have to eat it because i do not waste food. i guess thats a lesson learned. never send a man to buy a dildo.
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Well, it would have been crunchy anyway...

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

i bought her the 12. she never used it because it was too big. it was all i had unless i used a carrot but then i would have to eat it because i do not waste food. i guess thats a lesson learned. never send a man to buy a dildo.

moral of the story if you do get sent to buy your girl a dildo, get a small one cause you never know where it might end up

*has mental picture of Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine with a light saber*

*shudders*

Jack needs to post MU secrets. I wana see what he's got for us now.

Holy shit! The dildo-in-the-ass contingent of WBW has hijacked this thread. Come back Jack!

another.

i used to jerk off into banana peels. (it feels good)

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

another.

i used to jerk off into banana peels. (it feels good)

That doesn't surprise me.

This is the best thread on any forum I've ever seen - EVER! I have to laught quitely coz I'm at work and I just can't contain myself! Bwaaa ha ha ha ha!

I had a baby with another woman while married. My wife is still pissed.

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Originally posted by MeatU2

I had a baby with another woman while married. My wife is still pissed.

Nice dude.

I fucked my EXGF's step-sister in their family's garage late one night. They have their washer/dryer in there and we used it to mask any noise.

Addendum to MeatU2's confession: I knew he was having sex with the other woman. We had an open marriage at the time. I was pissed that she got pregnant. And I'm still pissed that she keeps trying to steal him away from me. Stupid (insert your favorite long expletive string here) bitch.