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Kelly Clarkson hopped on her blog to tell Kanye West about himself:

Dear Kanye,


What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we're all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I've seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It's absolutely fascinating how much I don't like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you...which is pretty odd since I don't even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren't even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??

I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her...so why can't you be?? I'm not even mad at you for being an asshole...I just pity you because you're a sad human being.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I'm actually on generation three of my new shoes.

These fuckers can't hold up like the shox (which I still wear around the house for nostalgia purposes) ..

It's fucking lame to be honest..they're not as comfortable either, plus, I'm a good half inch shorter in my new shoes over the shox. Which is lame, also, they're too small and if I walk to far in them they fuck up my socks, which is shitty.

But, my new shoes fit into my new "look" which is basically just me pretending to be an adult. Shorter hair, shaving occasionally..it's fucking brutal dawg, I'm dying inside.

That aside, good to see you on the site, posting it up. What's new? Something right?

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To whom it may concern,


Plstobe hiring Bangles. He's good peoples.

His skills as a raging power of doom will undoubtedly come in handy in many circumstances, some of which you cannot possibly imagine until such time as you're in need of a raging tiger of doom, and at that point, if you don't already have one on your side, it's likely too late.

He also likes the part where he says, "the best man is in the house" then falls down.

Trust me on this one, sir/madame. It's a win-win for everyone.


Sincerely,
EL

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This is kinda funny, the first time I met professor horsecock ummm Bangles, he was neat.

Hire him, or I'll introduce your face to a wall, and your wife's face to the business end of my cock.

Serious business,

Honda

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Originally posted by waywardson

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

How much bizzle, and where can I buy it???

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Down at the ol flower shop.