Katy Perry's Spam Thread; with apple cider.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Nah, no so much. Just skoolz and shit. That's about it. Keeps me busy though.


Oh, the preg/married ex started txting me out of the blue now, which is like, wtfux?


Also, you gotta use your Gamestop hookup girl to get some cool games and hookups and whatnot. That could work out well, despite her meh-ness.

Yeah, I even asked her in line if she got a discount, and she managed to answer it: "Yeah, I get a discount, and it's awesome since I just moved here from London with my best friend (Amanda or Amy or something). It's kinda weird being in a new town, it's a little hard to get used to only hanging out with (friend).

I took this as "elaborate story which will make it semi-obvious I have no boyfriend". She's cute, just..you know. Nothing really pops out..she's cute and all that but, like, normal and plain. Man, that discount is going to be SO cash. ..I just realized she kinda looks like Miley Cyrus. Only..less weird and more normal.

Also, that is weird...maybe she's reconsidering getting knocked up by some douchetard? What all has she been saying? Just like...chit chat "what's new?" type stuff?

@Kanzen: We play game differently I guess...I think you're probably like, amazing at video games and can rip through them fairly quickly. Even though I'm sure the campaign for MW2 will be kinda quick and easy..getting awesome at the multilayer takes time and effort, and I like being kinda, really into a game..it makes it funner. Plus, I'm kinda broke and until I start nailing Gamestop chick, I'll have to hold off on any new games for awhile.

the txt was about how she had eaten at Applebees or some shit, and how she ordered some soup that tasted like the soup we used to get when we went to Bennigans, since that was like, our spot, or whatever, and that the Applbees soup that tasted like the Bennigans soup reminded her of me.

So I'm like, oh, yah, i meant to txt you about getting together for lunch sometime, but been busy, ya dig?

So she's all, "Yeah, I really could use a friend to talk to" and whatnot.


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Also, tahnks for the heads up on the movie. Now i don't have to watch the whole thing. lol

Man, I hate wimminz...with all this confusing jazz.

Yeah. Fuckin broads.


I'd be nice if I had a little more monies though, because there are like 3-4 chicks at school that I'd like to take a run at, but, like, I can't be taking them all out and that jazz and be like, "Uh, yeah, let's just get like, an appetizer and split it. And water."

lol

Pretend to be really deep, like you actually care what they have to say. Or...actually care what they have to say.

Take them on awesome (inexpensive) walks and drives. Say you can't really talk in movies because they're so loud, so you just sit there awkwardly, and you can't talk a lot over dinner, since you're busy putting food in your mouth...so a nice walk, or drive will give you two a chance to get to really talk, and see if you have much in common.

Inexpensive and it makes you seem deep, and really interested in them.

The drive might fuck you on gas a little..it's 50/50.

It's what I do usually, since I actually really enjoy walking and driving, the inexpensive part just makes it sweeter. lol

Also, lol'd:

"Even if Daniel Radcliffe was smoking a little herb, he really has nothing to worry about. It's pretty much a given that Kristen Stewart inhales 55 bowls for breakfast, yet Twilight's still the most powerful movie franchise in the known universe right now. Also, did you see how I just equated Daniel Radcliffe with a female lead? Pwned by a Muggle, Potter. FACE!"

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Man, I hate wimminz...with all this confusing jazz.

It is simple...

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Pretend to be really deep, like you actually care what they have to say. Or...actually care what they have to say.

Take them on awesome (inexpensive) walks and drives. Say you can't really talk in movies because they're so loud, so you just sit there awkwardly, and you can't talk a lot over dinner, since you're busy putting food in your mouth...so a nice walk, or drive will give you two a chance to get to really talk, and see if you have much in common.

Inexpensive and it makes you seem deep, and really interested in them.

The drive might fuck you on gas a little..it's 50/50.

It's what I do usually, since I actually really enjoy walking and driving, the inexpensive part just makes it sweeter. lol

Sweet plan is sweet.

Why does the other schoolgirl have a cawk...

@Lindros: I've actually stolen flowers out different gardens on my walk to a girls house, fuck paying for flowers. Being needlessly cheap is badass.

My dad always buys my mom super expensive jewelery and such for her birthdays and Christmas and all that, and she always wears it once, and then puts it in a box. So last year he got her a fake diamond watch for like $30 at a flea market..and she wears it to fancy places to impress people and shit, and he and I lol all the time about it.

Fuck my dad is awesome..lol

Sorry, just my experiences in being cheap.

Nah, that's actually pretty awesome. Like, I think it's cool to be able to hang out with someone without spending dough, but sometimes it's nice to do that too...like, it feels kinda balla to just drop some coin on ya girl, ya dig?


But, since that's not currently an option, the whole, "I want to go on a nice walk with you" style is pretty awesome. Or drives, because i like driving my car around, and throwing in a hot chick is just extra fun.

WBW is heading in a new direction Honda.

Also, you'll enjoy this: http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/27070

Man, i have a headache like a champion.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Nah, that's actually pretty awesome. Like, I think it's cool to be able to hang out with someone without spending dough, but sometimes it's nice to do that too...like, it feels kinda balla to just drop some coin on ya girl, ya dig?


But, since that's not currently an option, the whole, "I want to go on a nice walk with you" style is pretty awesome. Or drives, because i like driving my car around, and throwing in a hot chick is just extra fun.

Don't get me wrong on the whole cheap thing, when I actually like a chick, and can afford it..I like being romantic and doing cool (expensive) stuff...I just mean when it's the first couple dates, why spend a couple hundred bucks on a girl you might not even like..seems silly to this chap. Unless she's crazy fucking hot, then..yeah.

Glad you like the plan, if you work it out properly, then later on, when you start taking her on nice dates and doing things that require money, she'll appreciate it all the more..maybe, I dunno..probably. Women confuse me.

@Kanzen: I gotta tell you, dick girls would probably appeal to some of the chaps on this site..I did lol quite heartily at your post though..

Also, I would read that thread but...what the fuck is going on in that thread?


Also, my back hurts a little bit...LIKE A BOSS.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Women confuse me.

lol, yeah. Except they also make my pee pee tingle, so I have to put up with them, it seems.

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@Kanzen: I gotta tell you, dick girls would probably appeal to some of the chaps on this site..I did lol quite heartily at your post though..

Also, I would read that thread but...what the fuck is going on in that thread?

tarqin wants gays.

Man, I've always wanted to break up with a girl my fake proposing to her. Like, crack the box open and have a little note saying "I'm breaking up with you, and I slept with (friends name)"...the look on her face and the fucking fit she would have, my god that would rule.



Yeah...rambling again.

Women don't make Tarquin's pee pee tingle.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Man, I've always wanted to break up with a girl my fake proposing to her. Like, crack the box open and have a little note saying "I'm breaking up with you, and I slept with (friends name)"...the look on her face and the fucking fit she would have, my god that would rule.

that plan is so fucking money

like, you can't make a better emotion rollercoaster than that




Edit: also, Honda, did you see, while you were all busy and shit, that Amy Winehouse got tit implants?

I remember seeing something on the superficial, but I don't remember what they look like.

Pretty fucking terrible I'm guessing, right? Considering her crackhead body, it's probably like someone jammed honeydew melons under her skin.



Also, whenever I'm fiddling around in my randoms folder, this pic always makes me lol:

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I remember seeing something on the superficial, but I don't remember what they look like.

Pretty fucking terrible I'm guessing, right? Considering her crackhead body, it's probably like someone jammed honeydew melons under her skin.



Also, whenever I'm fiddling around in my randoms folder, this pic always makes me lol:

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lol @ the pic


and yeah, they're heinous...plus, they're on her, so they're double heinous.


Anyway, I just came in 6th out of 881 in the poker tournament I was playing, so that was ok, I guess - but the good part is I get to go to sleep now.

later brahs.

Awesome work sir...well done.

Good night.

Also, I truly believe that Canon hiring Avril Lavigne to be a spokes model was like the smartest thing ever. Every time I see her commercial or go into staples I want to buy everything with her picture on it. I'm pretty sure I already told everyone about the "incident" involving the cardboard cutout.

Nightz.

Canon could have hired the squirrel in my fucking yard and it would be an improvement from Ashton Kutcher.


It's amazing how they could make such a 180 in their celebrity spokesperson choices.


They must have fired the first casting director or something.


But yeah, laterz.



LINDROS OUT!