Katy Perry's Spam Thread; with apple cider.

If that was true, I'd be up to at least 9" by now

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Originally posted by Thamuz

If that was true, I'd be up to at least 9" by now

Indeed, I'm sporting 10" and don't download anything

I have to pee.

Pee is pee.

No I think pee is p but what do I know? I'm only 6 1/2"

One of the camgirls told me that pee is pee

Scat porn and vacuums go together like cocaine and waffles

Those cam girls will tell you anything though.
One of them told me I look like James Dean.

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Originally posted by leroy87

Scat porn and vacuums go together like cocaine and waffles

My vacuum is totally offended by that statement. Cause it's a Kirby, and its that awesome..

I wondered where the hell Kirby went.

Kirby is alive and well my friend.

Great to hear.
I thought he went under....

FUCKIN TIRED

oh the effort of going to bed...

headaches suck too

G'nite kimmie

(me too)

And G'nite Kirby...

G'night slackers..

I might have accidentally just poured like 12 ounces of Woodford Reserve into my 16 ounce bourbon and coke.

Mighta prolly wanted to pay a bit more attention during the pouring stage on that one...

I might have accidentally woken up at 5:30ish.

Argh I hate being woke up - not enough sleep

Yeah, I should try to go back to bed, but I don't know how well that would work.