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#4858623
Lvl 8
Quote:
Originally posted by jenngurl23
I don't understand any of that.

(And by that I mean Bangles)


Translation: Bangledesh and his friends are enjoying a new video game. Apparently, Honda sucks at it and Kanzen does a good job of almost dying.
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#4858626
Lvl 19
Thank you and good morning !
#4858642
Lvl 71
Quote:
Originally posted by Davey45
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Translation: Bangledesh and his friends are enjoying a new video game. Apparently, Honda sucks at it and Kanzen does a good job of almost dying.

Not quite
The game isn't new and if Bangle mention our names it's not because we played with him but because it's a game where you manage soldiers that you can name yourself. So Bangle used some of us as his soldiers
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#4858688
Lvl 26
And some as fodder.

I should specify the differences in Hard Games, X-COM has always been a hard game, but as of the recent iterations it has taken it to the side of being unbalanced.

Punishing Games: Your mistakes and mishaps are punished by the game and adhere to the same laws as the rest of the game world. You have to be good at the game to survive, it is all about how you handle the situations, you fuck up and you get fucked up. But you are given subtle hints and are trained on how techniques are handled. Example games would be Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, and somewhat of Dark Souls II. Player skill and adaptability are everything.

Brutal Games: You are punished for anything and everything because you don't know the game's level layout. You and the enemies are on even ground in terms of power/ability/and damaging. The only way to survive is to go through trial and error to learn and anticipate how the game functions. Examples would be the original Shin Megami Tensei games and Ninja Gaiden games. Player skill and level knowledge are everything. Don't get me wrong, these games can still be fun, but be prepared to suffer for a long time until you come to grasp how everything functions and how to exploit enemies in the same fashion they exploit you.

Cheap Games: Both you and your opponents follow the same game laws and are treated equally. However, you are placed in situations where the enemy is given advantages that you are given, but they are more capable of using them. Player skill and level knowledge are not everything. Pattern recognition and memorization are top priority. A lot of old NES games like BattleToads.

Bullshit Games: You are given a set of game laws that do not apply to the enemies of the game. You are placed in situations where skill is ignored and it is based on bullshit luck in which the game's AI is always favored. They don't have the same capacity sets as you, instead they are given massive advantages in which the only way to win or survive is to have a lot of luck. The AI has priority in all aspects, they adhere to their own set of laws which favor them, and often enough they are give gameplay advantages that are outright unfair. Player skill, game knowledge, pattern recognition, and memorization mean nothing. It is if you are lucky at the game's whim. Example games would be the latest X-COMs. Hey see that Thin Man enemy across the map with no direct line of sight to your character in full cover? Well fuck that, your leveled character is going to be killed in a single turn, because fuck you.

// edit for clarification:

Being a bullshit game doesn't mean it is a bad game.
* This post has been modified : 11 years ago
#4858689
Lvl 8
Quote:
Originally posted by omuh
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Not quite
The game isn't new and if Bangle mention our names it's not because we played with him but because it's a game where you manage soldiers that you can name yourself. So Bangle used some of us as his soldiers



OK...
edit: Bangledesh and his (imaginary) friends are playing a video game.
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#4858696
Lvl 71
Quote:
Hey see that Thin Man enemy across the map with no direct line of sight to your character in full cover? Well fuck that, he is going to be killed in a single turn, because fuck you.

Someone got wrecked by the power of RNGesus
#4858698
Lvl 24
I'm going to give it another go, on Easy though. Because Normal and Classic kicked my ass, at the exact same rate.

I don't see how people are like "Yeah, I only did the [2nd story mission] with Plasma Blasters and Carapice armour." When I'm still trying to research the thing to research the Plasma Blasters, and I'm like 4 missions in."
#4858699
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen

Bullshit Games: .... Example games would be the latest X-COMs.


Says the guy who told me to buy X-COM
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#4858702
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros
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Says the guy who told me to buy X-COM


I know, right?
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#4858703
Lvl 26
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros
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Says the guy who told me to buy X-COM


Hey, hey, you know what?

Buy it.

Sucker.
#4858706
Video games...

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#4858707
Lvl 19
no shit sista !
#4858708
Lvl 26
Yeah, as if the stuff you rambling on and on about is absolutely riveting to all of us.
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#4858709
Lvl 19
Ssssh ! I'm thinking of something to ramble on about.
#4858723
Lvl 26
Okay this run has gone considerably better, nine missions in and no fatalities. Was able to beef up to Carapace Armor, snagged a Sectoid and a Floater. Tried getting a Thin Man stunned but somehow Lindros fucked it up with a 90% chance to stun. Base building is a go as well, things are looking up for me in the game. I need to gather more engineers and alloys so I can outfit the other four squad members with carapace armor. I haven't designated a medic yet either.
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#4858843
Lvl 59
Oh, I think Goddess Zoey got new boobs.
#4858844
Lvl 59
Or not, not sure. A bunch of people in her room asking about them. I can't see though, because shirt.
#4859026
Lvl 59
One of my favorite people at work is leaving. Hate when that happens.
#4859028
Lvl 21
I think I've experienced my first ever hard drive failure. No back up.

On the lapper now. Fuck. Some good stuff on there.
#4859029
Lvl 26
Pop the drive out and put it in an enclosure or swap bay and recover what you can.
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