Can You Guess What The Future Chelski boss is on about now?
My wife made me watch it and I realised the football was on the other side so we had a massive argument, which she won.
I couldn't believe Big Brother on Wednesday night. Cleo's been sitting on the fence but if I was in there I'd have said 'Jade, you're bang out of order, love. Shut your big trap, hang on a minute and should you really be arguing about a few Oxo cubes?'
It's all about understanding other people's life and culture and I don't think Shilpa's up herself at all - she just seems to be trying to help people.
What are those three girls like? It's like the Witches of Eastwick. They need Jack Nicholson to come in and sort them right out.
What is it with women? All the blokes get on fine. What the women do, they have a look around and if anyone's different they'll have a little bicker about them and then start picking on them. I can't understand it.
If I was in there I wouldn't try to be everybody's friend I'd have to say 'Excuse me, hang on a minute, I think you're wrong there. Don't raise your voice at her like that, don't get like that. It's just an Oxo cube, we got it wrong and we're all in this together'.
Cleo goes over and sits with one side, then the other, and she's gonna fall in all sorts of trouble soon. She's a lovely person but you can't hunt with the hounds and run with the fox - you can't do it. What you've got to do is say to yourself do I accept that behaviour? No I don't, shut up.
I'd have said 'Jade, shut your big trap, love - go and sit over there because you're getting it all wrong'.
At the minute I like Jermaine, I think he's cool and it should be him or Dirk winning for me. Dirk's a great bloke with a right good personality. I worry about his health with those cigars but other than that he's fine.
Ian Holloway - Future Chelski Boss
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