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is squirting real?

Starter: tommorowneverknows Posted: 15 years ago Views: 11.9K
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#4280864
Lvl 59
I made lemonade out of lemons.


And yes. It just so happens my epiphany came after the typo.


You know, Fleming's discovery of Penicillin was a mistake too.
#4280865
Lvl 24
Haha.

Jiss it is.
#4280866
Lvl 18
never made any woman 'jiss' before, but my cousin told me his girl used to jiss all over his face while he was giving her head. i asked him if it was piss and he definatley said it wernt, cuz hed been pissed on during an army rite of passage thing an "knew what piss tasted like".

hes a bit warped now btw!!
#4280867
Lvl 16
Yes, Girls can Squirt when they cum! Its awesome when they do.. not many women know how they can squirt.. but YES its true!! if you dont believe me.. watch Porn Vids.. mainly the "squirting" vids..
#4280868
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Originally posted by EricLindros


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At some point last night, I had an epiphany. It occurred to me that because of the conflict in the scientific composition of this female ejaculate, we should give this substance a new name, to distinguish it from pee and ejaculate.

And I've come up with the answer:



Piss + Jizz = Jiss


I suppose a similar argument could be made for Pizz, but that's too close to pizza, so I wouldn't want anyone to confuse the two. When this catches on, years from now, someone might go to the yellow pages to order a pizza, and end up buying a squirting escort or something. I aim to avoid such confusion in my coining of this new term.

So feel free to use this new term, jiss, when conversing and amongst your friends. When they ask you what it is, just tell them it's the name for the substance, and act as if they're some sort of cave dwelling troglodyte for not knowing it already. It'll be all the rage in no time.



Superb...
#4280869
Lvl 28
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Originally posted by rikko

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Superb...


Yeah, it was quite the cute little conversation..

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