Insults

You are a deucedly foul oaf and a repugnant, snake-eyed depravity of genetics.

You are a lamentably licentious sneak and a malingering, small-minded mental midget with the natural grace of a swamp rat.

You are an incalculably pedestrian dreck and a putrid, nostril-offending object of execration.

You are a precociously blabbering sneak and a fiendish, foul-smelling cause of nightmares in small children.

You are an unconscionably insufferable twit and a petty, scruffy-looking dreg of the Internet.

You are a devilishly ignorant lecher and a narcissistic, sheep-molesting oppressive orgy of perversion.

You are an unutterably loathsome swine and a debauched, snake-eyed malfunctioning little twerp.

You are an ineffably ill-mannered sycophant and a gaudy, nose-picking acrid smog of oppressively caustic oral effluvium.

You are a deucedly appalling subhuman and a revolting, bug-eyed wretched horror to all who encounter you.

Bite my shite!

You are a precociously debauched derelict and a belligerent, sock-sucking hysterical mass of warbling inanity.

and

a fucking fudge packer too!

You are an unconscionably backward dunce and a deplorable, odiously suffocating tasteless amalgam of dross, drivel and malarkey.

You are a monstrously pedestrian moron and a ludicrous, all-befouling odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime.

You are an abominably uncivilized swine and a grotesque, urine-reeking wretched horror to all who encounter you.

You are a conspicuously promiscuous blackguard and a nefarious, acidly acrimonious spawn of a whore and a thousand maniacs.

How about CUM COVERED CRISPY HOLE, or RUBBER LOVIN' BARBIE THUMPER.

Do you have shakespearian fridge poetry or something?

You are an indescribably subliterate mouth breather and a catatonic, chromosome deficient mass of loathsome repulsiveness.

You are an irredeemably uncouth pervert and a malingering, irredeemably boring vulgarity to all and sundry.

You candy-assed, stray dog-fondling, armpit-licking, cum-gobbling, puss-popping, shit-headed bobblehead!