Instead of Crystal Defanti, somehow we ended up with Threadkiller's sex tape. SPAM

Way to be, brah.

PPML ~ 1900 and 1 new screen name

I'm letting the Trifecta down...

So is Kanzen.

And PPML


And after you guys went to all the trouble of singing her a lovely lullaby. How uncooth!

staying at home with kids is hard work

What? How am I letting down the -Fecta?

I fuckin love BBQ penuts!

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I fuckin love BBQ fingers

fixed !

My "W" key broke... Or the scissors did, one of the tiny tabs. I got it back on, but it's kinda crooked now.

I gotsta go get a new one apparently...

Post#876 - the screenshot of the Journey lyric thread within the thread.

That is priceless, and funny, and worth the price of admission.

@Hydra: Glad you enjoyed that..lol

I went out tonight, later on...which kinda sucked, since I didn't get to my friends place until like 9.

Anyway, I left his place at around 3:00 and went to the all night gas station to fill up before coming home, and I see a taxi off to the site (the gas station is next to a bar) and I seen these three adults, between the ages of 25-30 if I had to guess. I actually was thinking about how responsible it was of them all to be taking a taxi and such.

So they're all fucking wrecked to ridiculous levels, and the one dude says to the girl "look, I didn't kick your brothers ass, I like your brother, some asshole in Afghanistan kicked his ass, not me." and this girl just starts flipping her shit, like, off the charts (see: average woman)...and starts yelling to the other, male friend "HOLD MY PHONE, HOLD MY PHONE!" and she throws her phone to the other friend, and flat out fucking right hooks the first dude. It landed so cash, and I was giggling like a school girl, just hearing this idiot girl with her slurred speech to begin with was hilarious, being so drunk your Canadian accent starts to sounds more like one from Texas = extremely fucked. She could have just been from Texas, but I doubt it.

Anyway, so this, cute, 5'5 girl that looked to weigh like 90lbs, is beating on this dude like he owes her child support, I mean, she's wrecking his shit bad, and egging him on "you're a fucking pussy bitch" and shit. I'm openly laughing at this point, as it was making my night. He's really trying to keep her shit together, so he grabs her arms, and wraps them around her (other male friend is still holding phone, going "stop it guise" every 30 seconds) so he wraps her arms around her, and her tit pops out, and I'm 100% srsly, I was so amused I was almost clapping at this point. Guy notices this, so he lets her go, she turns, and without even bothering to fix her top, she drives the palm of her hand into his nose. His head woooshed back and everything. It was fucking sweet. This girl has been punching, and kicking this guy in an unprovoked attack now for about 5 minutes, and I've long since pumped my gas and am now just hanging out waiting for the cops to come, all the while this guy is politely asking her to stop, trying to block attacks, and being generally a stand up dude. After she cracked him in the nose, he's like "AHHH FUCK, BITCH!" and he just crushes her right in the face.

Once a girl gets hit, in any circumstance, that's when it's the average persons duty to step in, even if she fucking deserves it, so at this point I yelled at the faggy purse holding guy "that's enough dude, break them the hell up!" I threw in the "hell" for dramatic effect. (forgot my glasses)..so anyway, this bitch is sitting on the ground, totally fucking pwned by the dudes shot right into her Jack Johnson. She starts making this crazy face, just like..in general at nothing, and my eyes lit up expecting her to do something amazing, like a Liu Kang bicycle kick or something, she turns to faggy dude, and starts to talk (that's when she realizes exactly how badly her jaw is wrecked)..so she spits out something, it looked like it might have been a tooth and blood, but it might have just been blood. After seeing this I've decided that no matter what, if they start fighting again, I'm going to stop it, which goes against my point-and-laugh attitude. So, I'm going to be honest, I'm pretty sure her jaw was broken. The guy she had beat the shit out of, was bleeding pretty badly from his face, mouth and nose, but was still apologizing to the girl. So crazycakes (now crying) mumbles to faggles "he hit me in the face, call the police, have him arrested."

So, it's been about 10 minutes now, and strangely still nobody had pulled in to get gas, so I yelled at faggles "dude, don't call the cops, all three of you idiots are going to get in trouble if you do..even you for drunk and disorderly." so, crazycakes pops up, yanks the phone out of faggles hands and calls the police. I start making my way to the office to pay for mah gas, the register guy is like 20, and he was loling as hard as I was. I asked him if he seen what happened, so when the cops came he could give a statement that the chick had full on been assaulting that dude for a good while before he hit her and such...and the kid laughed and pointed at the camera. So I trailed off, I didn't want to spend all night giving police reports and shit like that.

It was super entertaining though, I thought I would share it with you (I just got home like an hour ago, I slipped in through my window liek a fucking ninja), night chaps.

Story needs moar pics of popped-out tit.


lol

Indeed, needs moar tit.

Also, was it a good tit?

And, where was your camera phone when this happened?

I always miss that kinda good stuff..

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And, where was your camera phone when this happened?

I did have my camera phone, but I got the impression that if I started being a total fucktard, taking pictures of this chick fighting this guy, she might be inclined to boot fuck my vehicle, then I would have to wait for the police too, and it would really have pushed the situation further than I wanted it to go. Plus, I don't hit women, so I would have been as fucked as the dude that got his shit wrecked.

Also, really? This site has like, over a million titties. I'm so desensitized be porn, it wasn't even that big of a deal when her breatss popped out. I mean, it was cool and such..but not ZOMG! or anything.

Sure was fucking awesome though. Goodtimes.

I just got home again, nothing interesting to report. My friends don't have jobs, and are awesome.

Yeah, this site has a zillion naked chicks, but they don't have cool stories to go along with the pictures.

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Wow, I've made 8500 posts in about 10 months.


Edit:

Fefe ~ 1100

Bangs ~ 5300

Honda ~ 6000

Demo ~ 3000

Kanzen ~ 1200

I'd have guessed I had made less posts than this, wow I'm doing better than I thought, I no longer feel bad for not being active enough

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I did have my camera phone, but I got the impression that if I started being a total fucktard, taking pictures of this chick fighting this guy, she might be inclined to boot fuck my vehicle, then I would have to wait for the police too, and it would really have pushed the situation further than I wanted it to go. Plus, I don't hit women, so I would have been as fucked as the dude that got his shit wrecked.

Run-on sentence is run-on.

1. You go out of your way to do the 'douche' thing with the popped collars while out at a cabin. You stood there laughing for a while, laughing. Sudden now it is uncool?
2. 'Police'? You must mean the Mounties, and they are everywhere.
3. How would she make it past you with your mastery of Eh-jitsu, could of flipped her as easily as your sis flipped the cart.

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Also, really? This site has like, over a million titties. I'm so desensitized be porn, it wasn't even that big of a deal when her breatss popped out. I mean, it was cool and such..but not ZOMG! or anything.

There is no such thing as too much bloody, drunken boob.

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Sure was fucking awesome though. Goodtimes.

I just got home again, nothing interesting to report. My friends don't have jobs, and are awesome.

Yeah, Moose and bears are pretty cool. But total slackers.

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Run-on sentence is run-on.

What can I say, my first sentence likes to party.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

1. You go out of your way to do the 'douche' thing with the popped collars while out at a cabin. You stood there laughing for a while, laughing. Sudden now it is uncool?

Yeah, but that was in a place about 4 hours from where I live, being a sober douche in a normal setting just makes me a douche. Plus, the tit thing wasn't some porno, titty flopping around, it a bit more than a nipslip. Which I still enjoyed. Plus, honestly...the chick was insane.

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2. 'Police'? You must mean the Mounties, and they are everywhere.

Hey, they carry a lasso, and are serious business.

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3. How would she make it past you with your mastery of Eh-jitsu, could of flipped her as easily as your sis flipped the cart.

True, I've spent years honing my skills in Canadian self defense, with somehow always involves maple syrup. I just know that if I even restrain that girl, I'm going to have to go through a long drawn out process with the police. I'm sure you've seen true insanity come out of a girl. Pretty much every dude that's been in more than a two month relationship has, shit is freaky. She could bite my ear off or something.
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There is no such thing as too much bloody, drunken boob.

This is true.
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Yeah, Moose and bears are pretty cool. But total slackers.

It's more fun than you think.

Fresh salmon is fresh.

I prefer my boobs unbloodied