If You Were A Fruit, Which One?

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You got something against kiwis?

No ? But i think Kiwi is not a real fruit...

Kiwi

The Chinese gooseberry is has been cultivated in China for over 3000 years. The fruit grows on a climbing vine, like grapes. The vines grow very large and are supported by a trellis. They are a tropical fruit requiring a long, warm growing season and a very mild winter season to prevent splitting of the vine and damage to the buds.

Kiwi fruit was developed from the Chinese gooseberry from seeds brought to New Zealand in 1904. They were briefly given the name, 'melonette' before they were given the Maori name 'Kiwi'.

The development of this fruit caused much excitement among the New Zealand growers, and the product was exploited, providing the first commercial shipment of 100 cases to California in 1959. In 1970, the first kiwi fruit was harvested in California, and it was an immediate hit, providing a delicious and refreshing addition to the culinary palate.

One kiwi fruit and a banana are equal in their potassium content. They are also a good source for vitamin C.

I can't select Elton John?

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Originally posted by DevilHair[DK

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Kiwi

The Chinese gooseberry is has been cultivated in China for over 3000 years. The fruit grows on a climbing vine, like grapes. The vines grow very large and are supported by a trellis. They are a tropical fruit requiring a long, warm growing season and a very mild winter season to prevent splitting of the vine and damage to the buds.

Kiwi fruit was developed from the Chinese gooseberry from seeds brought to New Zealand in 1904. They were briefly given the name, 'melonette' before they were given the Maori name 'Kiwi'.

The development of this fruit caused much excitement among the New Zealand growers, and the product was exploited, providing the first commercial shipment of 100 cases to California in 1959. In 1970, the first kiwi fruit was harvested in California, and it was an immediate hit, providing a delicious and refreshing addition to the culinary palate.

One kiwi fruit and a banana are equal in their potassium content. They are also a good source for vitamin C.

C'mon.. Read a lil' more..

Kiwis are good also.

Still not sure what I'd want to be.. or consider myself to be.

But Kiwi is a fruit thats made from another fruit, manipulated into a kiwi it is.. So its not a real fruit, is it ?

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Originally posted by dachitmang

I can't select Elton John?

Hey now....'saturday nights alright for fighting' is a good song

Whats wrong with Elton? Eminem likes him

I choose puneapple because it's "horny"

Kiwis.. are still a fruit.

It's like people. If one ebony female gets with a caucasian male.. they have a kid.. Is the child white or black?..

Both.

But.. it's still a child.

So youre calling a kid that has a ebony mother and a caucasion father for a fruit ?
I think you shut wash your mouth with soap my little friend !

No, I'm not calling the kid a fruit.


I'm saying, the kid is still a kid.. no matter who the parents are.

Such as the Kiwi. Since it's "parent" is a fruit.. It's a fruit.



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So now youre calling the kid a Kiwi? Even though he might not be from New Zealand?

Youre talking bad about the people from New Zealand, the kids that have a ebony mothr and a caucasian father..

Dude.. Youre not going the right way here.

I think and apologie is in place here..

Alright.. I'm going to make this as clear as possible..

The Kid: Is still a kid, no matter who the parents are.
The Kiwi: Is still a fruit, since it was formed from a fruit.

The Kid.. is not a fruit, and the Kiwi is not a kid; technically.

The kid could be a kiwi if he was from New Zealand

..and if he turned out anything like Elton John when he grew up, then he'd also be fruity.



But.. those are his problems.

A fruity kiwi ?

No..








A fruity fruit Kiwi.

A fruity fruit kiwi wannabe Elton John ?