1. with the strenght of 100 men, to roundhouse kick chuck norris in the face. suck on that chuck
2.to have bill gates die, and leave me all his worldly possesions, and companies and if his wifes hot her to i guess. (i doubt it tho he looks like a nerd) then sell off microsoft in pieces make my 70ish billion and end the monopoly once and for all.
3. a device that allows me to also travel through time, so i could go back and have sex with britney spears, hilary duff and sarah michelle gellar while they were all still hott...and possibly stop hitler...if there's time.
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