I think I broke my SPAM.

Thanks for enlightening us Doc

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Also, yeah, women are supposed to go without underwear because it prevents excess moisture. ...Also, they're supposed to be unshaven, to prevent excess dryness.

Ew. Fuck that.

I was gonna ask Brahgles to explain that all to you, but I couldn't remember the password to establish contact with him.

I'm gonna buy Bangy a notepad...

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And sleeping nude increases self-esteem in people in general.

Damn I feel good...and look good.


lol

SP: [youtube]39YUXIKrOFk[/youtube]

^^^I love that song

"Hey, hey, Captain Jack.
Meet me down by the railroad track.
Put that knife in my hand.
I'm gonna be a stabbing man.
The best I can.
For Uncle Sam.

Re-up? You're crazy.
Re-up? You're out of your mind.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack.
Meet me down by the railroad track.
Put that rifle in my hand.
I'm gonna be a shooting man.
A stabbing man.
The best I can.
For Uncle Sam.

Re-up? You're crazy.
Re-up? You're out of your mind.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack.
Meet me down by the railroad track.
Put that bottle in my hand.
I'm gonna be a drinking man.
A shooting man.
A stabbing man.
The best I can.
For Uncle Sam.

Re-up? You're crazy.
Re-up? You're out of your mind.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack.
Meet me down by the railroad track.
Put that woman in my hand.
I'm gonna be a loving man.
A drinking man.
A shooting man.
A stabbing man.
The best I can.
For Uncle Sam.

Re-up? You're crazy.
Re-up? You're out of your mind."

That's usually my 0500 wake up alarm.

Kinda catchy

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

"Hey, hey, Captain Jack.
Meet me down by the railroad track.
Put that knife in my hand.
I'm gonna be a stabbing man.
The best I can.
For Uncle Sam.

Re-up? You're crazy.
Re-up? You're out of your mind.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack.
Meet me down by the railroad track.
Put that rifle in my hand.
I'm gonna be a shooting man.
A stabbing man.
The best I can.
For Uncle Sam.

Re-up? You're crazy.
Re-up? You're out of your mind.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack.
Meet me down by the railroad track.
Put that bottle in my hand.
I'm gonna be a drinking man.
A shooting man.
A stabbing man.
The best I can.
For Uncle Sam.

Re-up? You're crazy.
Re-up? You're out of your mind.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack.
Meet me down by the railroad track.
Put that woman in my hand.
I'm gonna be a loving man.
A drinking man.
A shooting man.
A stabbing man.
The best I can.
For Uncle Sam.

Re-up? You're crazy.
Re-up? You're out of your mind."

That's usually my 0500 wake up alarm.

With a little production, a catchy beat, and Katy Perry...pehaps you could have a hit on your hands.

Noooooo not katy perry, she can't sing to save her life, I heard her live once and would have rather listened to fingernails on a chalkboard...

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Noooooo not katy perry, she can't sing to save her life, I heard her live once and would have rather listened to fingernails on a chalkboard...

Shut your whore mouth! lol.

I actually quite enjoy Katy...part of it is probably because she's gorgeous, but I also like her music.

Nothing is catchy at 0500.

Sometimes they change it up, and I get:
"1, 2, 3, 4.
Shoot! Move! Communicate! Kill! [the 4 fundamental tasks of the infantry]
1, 2, 3, 4.
Boom! One shot, one kill!"

Or:
"V, I, C, T, O, R, Y.
Victory, victory, that's our battle cry.
S, O, L, D, I, E, R.
Soldier, soldier, that's who we are.
C, O, U, N, T, R, Y.
For country, honor, duty, I'd give my life.
I, N, F, A, N, T, R, Y.
Infantry, infantry, that's our reason why."

I'm hungry... And thirsty.

I'm making pizza again

And Katy to me, isn't all that attractive

And I'm not so much into the bubble gummy music she puts out...

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And Katy to me, isn't all that attractive

You must be beaten now...repeatedly!

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

...

You must be beaten now...repeatedly!

Finally I'm getting what I want

Oh great...I beat you, and you like it.