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I'm a coffee drinking stoner!! (spam)

Starter: rainbowdemon Posted: 16 years ago Views: 20.1K
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#3548014
Lvl 29
*starts stroking faster*
#3548015
Quote:
Originally posted by Still

jack killed the spam


I tend to leave alot of dead threads in my wake due to my sarcastic nature.

That, or its just really slow lately.

Edit: On a side note, I've been under 21k posts for what seems like two years now.
#3548016
Lvl 25
Quote:
Originally posted by Jack

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I tend to leave alot of dead threads in my wake due to my sarcastic nature.

That, or its just really slow lately.

Edit: On a side note, I've been under 21k posts for what seems like two years now.


And still I have less posts.
#3548017
Lvl 29
And I'm a Jeff spoof.

#3548018
Lvl 13
I've been a damned Pornaddict forever. I can't find the sticky that gives the userscore/rank table anymore either.
#3548019
Lvl 29
Don't feel bad. I'm a porn addict too!!


#3548020
MU Pron
#3548021
Lvl 13
Oh geez. My seven year old son's beata fish died today. I was going to tell him after he finished his homework, but he went into the kitchen and saw the bowl by the sink and no fish in it. I had to tell him that it died, and now he's sobbing while he does his math. I feel SO bad for him, but this is a lesson he has to learn. I just wish I could figure out how to make him feel better.
#3548022
Lvl 25
For anyone whoever wondered what it was like working with a bunch of Dutchies here is convo I just finished having.

Quote:
Originally posted by Adium_Log

5:24:51 PM Kanzen: So you're all just a buncha bums.
5:25:03 PM Jason: yeah we are
5:25:35 PM Kanzen: Suddenly WBWs current situation seems so much more... understandable. :P
5:26:14 PM Jason:
5:26:15 PM Jason: why?
5:26:24 PM Jason: You asked for the pictures and I gave them to you
5:26:26 PM Jason:
5:26:33 PM Kanzen: You're all a buncha bums watching YouTube and goofing off.
5:26:38 PM Jason: so what's the next thing you want besides woman and gold :P
5:26:44 PM Kanzen: Hell Dizzy was in there playing, what appears to be, Jericho.
5:39:29 PM Jason: Playing?
5:39:35 PM Jason: george was working
5:39:56 PM Kanzen: Dizzy.
5:40:07 PM Jason: Maybe he was playing I don't know
5:42:26 PM Kanzen: Also you're ava is kinda creepy.
5:42:41 PM Jason: haha
5:42:54 PM Jason: why don't you pictures
5:43:01 PM Jason: cause in the office everyone wants to see you
5:43:05 PM Jason: send
5:43:11 PM Jason: your
5:43:22 PM Kanzen: The honest truth?
5:43:34 PM Jason: yeah why not?
5:43:40 PM Kanzen: I'm a robot.
5:43:44 PM Jason: yeah sure dude
5:44:02 PM Jason: don't want to show your real identity?
5:44:26 PM Kanzen: Not particularly. :P
5:44:35 PM Kanzen: You dutchies are creepy fellows.
5:44:50 PM Kanzen: Those pornstar dolls are just another drop in the bucket of your creepiness.
5:45:17 PM Jason: Dizx collection
5:45:25 PM Kanzen: And he is Dutch. :P
5:45:33 PM Jason: hw
5:45:34 PM Jason: so what?
5:46:33 PM Kanzen: Hes bald, he runs a pornsite, he collects pornstar dolls, and he seems to swing both ways. He is like a spitting image of what was ingrained into American childhoods as a "Child Predator."
5:47:00 PM Jason: he told me had a fantasy about you
5:47:03 PM Jason: he
5:47:19 PM Kanzen: I don't want to know.
5:47:44 PM Jason: why not?
5:47:52 PM Jason: it was a cool fantasy
5:48:18 PM Kanzen: I don't know if it is a cultural difference or what.
5:48:28 PM Kanzen: But men fantasizing about other men is usually gay stuff.
5:48:36 PM Kanzen: And by gay I mean, homosexual.
5:48:51 PM Kanzen: And by homosexual, I mean sticking dicks in each others butts.
5:49:00 PM Jason: don't you like that ?
5:49:02 PM Kanzen: And by dicks in each others butts I mean Honda kinda stuff.
5:50:39 PM Jason: dizx likes you...
5:51:14 PM Kanzen: My gate don't swing that way.
5:51:42 PM Jason: have you ever tried?
5:51:50 PM Kanzen: I'm blocking you now.


Which was shortly followed by:

Quote:
Originally posted by Adium_Log_2

Changed status to Online (5:15:12 PM)
5:53:35 PM Diz-X: I had this fantasy about you yesterday..... you wanna hear it?
5:53:52 PM Kanzen: I'm blocking you along with Jason.
#3548023
Lvl 13
@ Kanzen - Terrible!
#3548024
Lvl 29
I have 810 gigs of hd space, spread out over 5 drives. Just realized this morning that 205 gigs of that is porn!!



Not sure if that's good or bad.



But on the positive side, there isn't one sausage in the whole mess!!
#3548025
@ kanzen -
#3548026
Lvl 13
I think that's fine. Most of my hard drive is porn and files saved for WBW games and stuff. I still have my southpark character and stuff from the sparta thread...
#3548027
Lvl 25
#3548028
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Kanzen don't be shy it's ok
#3548029
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason

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Kanzen don't be shy it's ok


i think he wants you
#3548030
Lvl 13
I like the avy, Latino. Especially since the ribbons are purple.
#3548031
Quote:
Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

I like the avy, Latino. Especially since the ribbons are purple.


thanks

i like it too....cause she is fucking hot!
#3548032
Lvl 16
NG has already spamed this thread more than she did her own..lol
#3548033
Lvl 13
Quote:
Originally posted by RumDum

NG has already spamed this thread more than she did her own..lol


I know, I know. I'm sorry. I finally got the rest of the books in the Sword of Truth series and got seriously sucked in. The books are all over 700 pages and there's 12 in the series. I just finished #8, and I realized I hadn't been online in over a week.
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