i have to come up with a really interesting thread title for the new chat.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Eh, I seen her in Drive and she looked pretty gross and all over the place, and my favorite part was when Ryan Gossling backhanded her. If he had said "lose some fucking weight" I probably would have highfived my flat screen.

Yeah, I never got the appeal. I just saw a fat chick who had large boobs. Which is like super cheating anyway.
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Originally posted by honda

Eh, not really a fan of her honestly. I seen a chick on Conan last night named Kirby Bliss Blanton...she's far more up my alley. In that I would like to be pretty far up her ally.

Yeah, I dunno what that's all about. She's like 40 or something. But looks decent for that...or at least did on TDS tonight. But again, i think that's partly because of the chick I know that looks like her, so I can feel like I'm basically fucking a super-famous chick. Or at least her local doppelganger.


I like that word. Doppelganger.

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Originally posted by Honda

Just let it go bro. I watch some of that SNL thing and I kept thinking back to Herbie Fully Loaded and Mean Girls, back when I would have banged her into the ground like a rail road spike took her out on a few dates, and then had sex in the missionary position. The Avril thing is entirely the same. I seen those pics a few days back and I was all "eh"..she's still like, normal girl hot I guess. I just..she's not that, "will buy a Maxim because she's in it" hot anymore. Watched the video for "hit the lights" by Selena Gomez....would buy a Maxim.

I know, it's just hard to let go. I really dont even know how she got so horrible so fast. I mean, just wow. She looks like she's 50. Just...amazingly awful. What a waste of a really cute girl with great tits.


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Originally posted by HX

Yes, you should...and sexytime her funhole.

Yes, yes I should.

Good advice, you give.

I try.

I like how you always spice up my name in your replies.

Man, I just got hit with some IRL business.

It's too late for serious business.

Who hits you up with serious IRL business at three in the Am?

Craziness.

God I miss the internet.

Whenever I have some free time on here..it's like being a starving third world bro, and just thrown into a buffet. It's too much, I don't know anything anymore..it sucks.

Even this place, every time I make an awesome come back, there are new mods, and faces and stuff, I still kinda feel like this is where I hang my internetting hat, but man, it's hard to stay with it when you can't be with it.

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Who hits you up with serious IRL business at three in the Am?

Craziness.

Someone probably with a vagina had a nightmare.

Also, what could I possibly do if I were to go over? I don't even.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Even this place, every time I make an awesome come back, there are new mods, and faces and stuff, I still kinda feel like this is where I hang my internetting hat, but man, it's hard to stay with it when you can't be with it.

My goal has been achieved

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Originally posted by DEMO

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My goal has been achieved

Much like your last goal, of getting that sweet DEMO tat.

*highfive..but like an air highfive...don't like, touch me*

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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*highfive..but like an air highfive...don't like, touch me*

Which is prolly a smart move, cuz like, everyone knows you don't high-five the boss unless the boss initiates it. Ya know?

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Yeah...that's it.

So what's up broseph?

How do you even fix a nightmare?

Like, that's like asking me to fix the flat tire you had last week and got replaced on Monday.

I know right?

It's bizarre. I don't even know.

How you doing Droster?

'fecta'd.

Yes, indeed

My new mouse is just a little too jumpy. I'm misclicking on all kinds of shit the past day because it moves just past where I meant to click..


I guess I had really gotten used to whatever the setting on my old mouse was...I used that sonofabitch for like 7 years or some crazy time.

Fucking computers man...I hates em.

My laptop mouse is pretty solid for a laptop.

Did you get a new one yet?


Also, Cruel Intentions is on.

I remember that back when it came out. Damn, I'm getting fucking old.

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I also remember it back when it came out.

I love that song.

Also, I have not..I've been doing a lot of nothing interesting lately.

I'm on the verge of making a thread, but like...my skills, they be rusty.

I don't know why but I lol'd.


And funny story, earlier today I saw a youtube video of the history of that "Stay Calm Carry On" poster that's the inspiration for the one on the wall there.

And I kind of want one