i have to come up with a really interesting thread title for the new chat.

Yeah, my friend tried that awhile back and got a drink thrown in his face so we had to leave.

I wish she had slapped him, that woulda ruled. He wouldn't tell me what it said, but I bet it involved her being fat. Since like every girl has an issue with their weight no matter how skinny, and he's an asshole.

guys are dumb.

i avoid them in real life.

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guys are dumb.

i avoid them in real life.

No second pregnancy then?

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Yeah, my friend tried that awhile back and got a drink thrown in his face so we had to leave.

I wish she had slapped him, that woulda ruled. He wouldn't tell me what it said, but I bet it involved her being fat. Since like every girl has an issue with their weight no matter how skinny, and he's an asshole.

This is awesome. I wish more guys would 'neg' if that's what caused it.

That "Mystery" guy had a show on tv for a while teaching losers how to pick up chicks, and it was such bullshit. Basically, his advice was, "don't be a pussy" except you can't make a lot of money writing a book that's one line long, so he got into all this elabroate bullshit like negging and 'peacocking' and all this bullshit which just makes the dudes who do that shit look like fucking clowns.

Yeah, there used to be a show on Comedy...like The Players Club or something? Anyway, four douchebags which basically represented extreme versions of most bros. Soulful, Jock, Douche and black guy. They would sit around and judge other bros on their pickup techniques and shit. They would like, make two bros compete and rate them and shit. I watched it two or three times, it was so fucking retarded I don't even.

The best was when these fags who are like 99% full of shit were put on the spot in a club.....half the time they would just get shot down like fucking crazy and look like assholes.

That's what my bro has been up too lately, reading about shit on the internet. The only advice I've ever given him was "be funny, kinda cocky..and do not care if you get laid." which he said was "faggy advice".

Meanwhile hes not getting laid and covered in strawberry daiquiris.

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No second pregnancy then?

never.

alone forever.

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Yeah, there used to be a show on Comedy...like The Players Club or something? Anyway, four douchebags which basically represented extreme versions of most bros. Soulful, Jock, Douche and black guy. They would sit around and judge other bros on their pickup techniques and shit. They would like, make two bros compete and rate them and shit. I watched it two or three times, it was so fucking retarded I don't even.

The best was when these fags who are like 99% full of shit were put on the spot in a club.....half the time they would just get shot down like fucking crazy and look like assholes.

That's what my bro has been up too lately, reading about shit on the internet. The only advice I've ever given him was "be funny, kinda cocky..and do not care if you get laid." which he said was "faggy advice".

Meanwhile hes not getting laid and covered in strawberry daiquiris.

lool

i wonder if being a cam girl is really as easy as it seems.

Well, at least strawberry daiquiris are pretty tasty.

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i wonder if being a cam girl is really as easy as it seems.

Probably easier. They're pretty lazy. They just sit there and don't do much. Occastionally flash a boob or something.

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Well, at least strawberry daiquiris are pretty tasty.

I'm actually not sure what it was...I just fucking love strawberry daiquiris.

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Probably easier. They're pretty lazy. They just sit there and don't do much. Occastionally flash a boob or something.

Yeah, it's like whoring, only without the sex or murder part.

Pretty awesome IMO.

You're like Sack Lodge's douchey friend who was like, "Daiquiris!" at halftime of the football game after Jeremy was all fucked up during the football game because Sack is a crazy lunatic.

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i looked like a man today.

[ Image ]

also, i can not sleep at all.

also, today just wasnt my day.

that tends to happen when im looking manly

Is that a scarf?

How many cam girls r there and really I don't think there's alot of money in it,you really have to be a lazy woman.

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Don't post derogatorily about women.

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How many cam girls r there and really I don't think there's alot of money in it,you really have to be a lazy woman.

rude.

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...rude.

Sorry(hang)

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Sorry(hang)

I don't think your previous comment was directed at Ramsann but she might have interpreted it that way.

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i looked like a man today.

[ Image ]

also, i can not sleep at all.

also, today just wasnt my day.

that tends to happen when im looking manly

Pfft... if that's what men look like then I shoulda joined the Navy.

And I know you couldn't sleep, you kept me awake all night.
/Until like for an hour past when I was like "sweet, gonna get to bed early!" lol

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Probably easier. They're pretty lazy. They just sit there and don't do much. Occastionally flash a boob or something.

Or offer to pee on things.

"You want a pee show?"
"How about I pay you to go ahead and just pretend that that's not something you ask someone, okay?"