How will you die?

You will die after you are bitten by the spider.

"The" spider, what about "A" spider? Whats soo significant about this spider other than it killing me, to make be given "the"?

Mal

In a hail of hot lead, naked except for maybe some socks, cock in one had and my .357 in the other, trying to take as many cops with me as I can before I blow a final, convulsive, Kundalini-5th-chakra massive orgasmic load on CNN with millions watching. With all that going on, then again, I may not even need to touch myself. Probably just spontaneoussly spew right then and there hands free.

mine says, i will die in a chemical accident.... irony is, i work with chemicals.... ( wait, do meth labs count? )

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

[reply=Kanzen]
I don't see how you could be killed. Most of the blast concusion would be absorbed by your shields. (boobs)

please dont refer to my tits as shields
[/reply]

kanzen is not even nice to fefe (so much for my aspirations of being treated like a human being)(curiosity's sake what can we refer to the jewels as)

i die in a car accident (considering the lead brick attached to my right foot that is very possible)

You will die in a chemical accident.


Hmm...

mine says i'll die TAKING A SHIT!!!!
gOLDSCARF IN MY LAST SECOND

I will die after I fall off the cliff.



damn it... well atleast it's not drowning... thats what i'm scared of

Hey Fe Fe heres one you might like...http://community.sparknotes.com/death/

You will die when the tree falls on your bed.

"I will die in a plane crash"


yummy!

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Originally posted by andeee

You will die when the tree falls on your bed.

better not go camping

I will die alone.....

I'm going to die in a plane crash, well so will 400 other people who'll b on the same flight

I will die in the gas chamber.
could happen ,if i would live in usa

Im gonna get attacked by a rabid possum.

I figured it would be in fire.

I will die in a car accident.

hmm, sounds reasonable.. i'm a speedfreak.

i die in a terrorist attack. hopefully i will overdose before that will ever happen

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i love this site... it asks you about 5 questions or so, and it tells you how youre going to die


http://www.writtenhumor.com/death.html


this is what it told me...

You will die in a terrorist attack.

.... thats comforting

try this :http://www.deathclock.com

I die in 2060

I will die when the sun explodes.