how to get a girl to squirt

Fill her up with water and squeeze her.

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Originally posted by F1098

OK boys and girls....listen up !

If it tastes like pee then it is pee. If it tastes like pussy juice then it is.....
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How...um...how am I supposed to know what her pee tastes like in order to tell if it tastes like pee?

Nice dogs ! Are they pee hounds ?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Its just scientific fact that there is no cavity, organ, or void, in the human female body that is capable of storing or producing enough fluid to create a squirt of anything more than a couple tablespoons at most.

I just read an article about female ejaculation and apparently there are. They are called the Skene's glands and serve pretty much the same role as the male prostate. Their size is variable from women to women and they fill up with a liquid close to water (the amount varies) when stimulated that can then go out through the urethra (hence the confusion with pee).

Of course in some porn movies it can be faked (or the pornstar might drink a lot of water before) in order to produce that much amount of squirting.

Sorry for the old bump, it was for science

Yeah, I don't think there's a universally guaranteed method... it depends on the chick. Some just do and some don't...

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Originally posted by omuh

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I just read an article about female ejaculation and apparently there are. They are called the Skene's glands and serve pretty much the same role as the male prostate. Their size is variable from women to women and they fill up with a liquid close to water (the amount varies) when stimulated that can then go out through the urethra (hence the confusion with pee).

Of course in some porn movies it can be faked (or the pornstar might drink a lot of water before) in order to produce that much amount of squirting.

Sorry for the old bump, it was for science

Still...from what I've read, the skene gland is about the size of your little fingernail...hardly enough to produce the giant squirts you see in porn or webcam, but yes enough to get this whole myth started.

Interesting discussion. SP has it correct from a medical point of view. From a urologist standpoint, I would have to disagree with the Skene's glands serving the same purpose as the prostate in males. Although they are autologous glands in the different sexes, they dont serve the same purpose. It is widely believed that some 50% of women have the "ability" to squirt or release some amount of fluid during or up to orgasm. This is most consistent with expelled periurethral fluid from the Skene's glands. I am inclined to believe that “urine” reported to
be expelled during female orgasm is not urine, but only secretions of the intraurethral glands correlated with the erotogenic zone along the urethra in the anterior vaginal wall, although the amount seen in some incidences in the porn industry are most consistent with that of urine or douched fluid.

Sorry monney84 I didn't meant to say that the gland serve the same role but rather that it produce a similar liquid.

I find it so funny that so many people believe these giant squirts are real, I'm friends with many cam girls who "squirt", and while they may actually squirt a little, many have admitted to me that they "fill up with water" before they do a squirt show. Meaning they douche water into themselves before a show, some even go as far as adding a little hand cream to the water to give it a cloudy appearance.

Face the facts guys, its mostly smoke and mirrors.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Face the facts guys, its mostly smoke and mirrors.

That's a whole different fetish.

No one said those ridiculous "squirts" in porns are real. I have helped several girls squirt for their first time. I even have my fiancee doing it on camera. Here is the official problem that no one has brought up. If you do it multiple times it turns that silky wetness into just plain wetness and if you've ever had water sex you know what I mean. It sucks and you have to plan ahead and use a silicone based lube to counter it. It's usually just a mess and I do it more for her than me now. On squirt night it's also double towel night or sheet laundry night. It's still awesome because it's more intense for her but not for me. Once you get it you can control it with practice. Bit stained "anything you do it on" is not all it's cracked up to be.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I find it so funny that so many people believe these giant squirts are real, I'm friends with many cam girls who "squirt", and while they may actually squirt a little, many have admitted to me that they "fill up with water" before they do a squirt show. Meaning they douche water into themselves before a show, some even go as far as adding a little hand cream to the water to give it a cloudy appearance.

Face the facts guys, its mostly smoke and mirrors.

Well the original post was about normal squirting and how to make it happen.
You were the one bringing the fake porn ones

True, I did bring it up, but we don't know what the OP believes to be "normal" squirting. I think porn has done a tremendous dis-service by showcasing squirting as something like this when in actuality its nothing like that. For all we know, the OP believes that is a true representation of squirting, and that simply isn't true.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

True, I did bring it up, but we don't know what the OP believes to be "normal" squirting. I think porn has done a tremendous dis-service by showcasing squirting as [Link] when in actuality its nothing like that. For all we know, the OP believes that is a true representation of squirting, and that simply isn't true.

I hope you don't assess things as easily when you write articles because I can't seem to find any clue in his single sentence posts indicating that. Even others people in the thread told they knew you can't squirt litres.
Come on SP, you can do it. Repeat after me "I was wrong". You can even add "sorry" if you want since you're Canadian

I think I'd get pretty angry if some chick porno-squirted all over my bed. Yo, I gotta sleep there and now there's a puddle of mystery girl-goo there. Better break out the wet/dry vacuum.

I laughed and laughed at this.......Cam Girls...they really are in the entertainment business ( and good for them !).

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I find it so funny that so many people believe these giant squirts are real, I'm friends with many cam girls who "squirt", and while they may actually squirt a little, many have admitted to me that they "fill up with water" before they do a squirt show. Meaning they douche water into themselves before a show, some even go as far as adding a little hand cream to the water to give it a cloudy appearance.

Face the facts guys, its mostly smoke and mirrors.

If I get Teh sechs, I really don't care what or where the goo comes from

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Originally posted by omuh

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I hope you don't assess things as easily when you write articles because I can't seem to find any clue in his single sentence posts indicating that. Even others people in the thread told they knew you can't squirt litres.
Come on SP, you can do it. Repeat after me "I was wrong". You can even add "sorry" if you want since you're Canadian

Why would I apologize? My comments weren't directed at you, the OP, or necessarily anyone in this thread. I specifically addressed cam girls fake squirts so one could easily assume that I meant their audience just as much as I meant anyone in this thread. If you must know, I was just making a general statement on how I feel squirting is perceived in the adult community. If you feel I was specifically speaking about you, then thats your problem not mine.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Why would I apologize? My comments weren't directed at you, the OP, or necessarily anyone in this thread. I specifically addressed cam girls fake squirts so one could easily assume that I meant their audience just as much as I meant anyone in this thread. If you must know, I was just making a general statement on how I feel squirting is perceived in the adult community. If you feel I was specifically speaking about you, then thats your problem not mine.

It was a joke...

And no I never thought you spoke for me, but for the OP, you definitely did.
Fake squirt were only addressed by you and never was the subject of this thread.
The point of my last posts wasn't even referring to that but to the fact that you never recognize being wrong (about no organ existing and capable of producing squirt) and always try to bring another subject instead (like you just did here again).
It's just rhetorical at this point but I thought it was interesting to point that out for you.

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Originally posted by omuh

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It was a joke...

And no I never thought you spoke for me, but for the OP, you definitely did.
Fake squirt were only addressed by you and never was the subject of this thread.
The point of my last posts wasn't even referring to that but to the fact that you never recognize being wrong (about no organ existing and capable of producing squirt) and always try to bring another subject instead (like you just did here again).
It's just rhetorical at this point but I thought it was interesting to point that out for you.

Joke or not you seemed pretty intent on having me apologize.

Once again, I never insinuated or outright said that the OP thought that fake porn squirts were real, I was simply making an observation that many people believe that what you see in porn is real. I also never said there wasn't an organ capable of producing squirt, I said there wasn't an organ or cavity capable of storing the amount of fluid needed to produce the squirts you see in some porn, other than the bladder. Isn't it interesting that when I point this out to you? Rather than put words in my mouth and then want me to apologize for them, why don't you try reading my actual words next time.

*insinuated