how do i give a facial

You really wanna know how to give her one? Okay, first, have her wash her face with a gentle soap such as Cetaphil. Then give her a nice mud mask with cucumber sliced laid over her eyes. After ten minutes, have her wash that off and be sure to follow up with a deep moisturizer such as Aveeno's facial sunscreen. Does that clear things up for you?

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Originally posted by fleaman13

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why is this gay ?
and sorry i don't know the exact forum you should be more polite to newbies. twat

It sounds gay because... when you GET a facial, the load is on YOUR face... you want to GIVE a facial, meaning the load is on HER face... Good luck with the facial, whichever way you want it
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wow. did ya really read what that says?? it says his girlfriend is not keen on getting a facial. seems like your blaming him for your lack of reading skills . . .

"how do i give a facial"

Just rub one off to her chin.

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Originally posted by rocknthefreewor

Just wait. Took me 4 years to get my first wife to do a lot of things so it may take a while. Find a "baby steps" method to do new things a little at a time with that being one way down the road. Women like when they think the decision is up to them. Tell her you would really like to do that at some time, even if it was just once, and that you don't want an answer any time soon but for her to think about it. Mention it a little jokingly every few months. I'll bet that sooner than you think, she will stop in the middle of sucking you one night and tell you to spray her.

Take baby step?

e.g Hit her in the face with a pie

its funny how obvious you guys that don't have women are.

who are you referring to ..all mighty noob dumars>

just tell her its good for her skin and would save a fortune on creams!!!!!

well it wouldn't be you dokterluv,
no woman could ever say no to such a virile
cyber-bully like yourself.
you are a badass.
no doubt.

oh, my bad
your name is Stone Cold
like i said...

Use the fucking edit button dumass.

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Originally posted by Ascaris

Use the fucking edit button dumass.

Demigod, he's not dumass, but dumars.

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Originally posted by ElFilipo

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Use the fucking edit button dumass.

Demigod, he's not dumass, but dumars.
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Holy cheesecake batman. I mean demigod.

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

Take baby step?

Notice I put that in quotes too. I wasn't too clear but start with coming on other places and work your way to it was what I was talking about.

I always use a trick i like to call the "Houdini Method".
Shag her from behind then just before you cum, pull out and spit on her back, then when she turns around give her all you got over the face.
Be very careful if she is the nasty type tho.
Hope that helps

One thing is for sure....one you get a woman to do that or something like that-including and even up to taking a steaming dump on her chest after you get done fucking her mouth, you OWN that chick, and there's no going back after that. No matter what any other man does to her, yes YOU will always be the guy who made her bark like a dog, who took her to the edge of the very essence of the word "submission" and made her bow to your completely. As Sam Kinison said (paraphrasing) "You've got to do things to that woman no other man has made her do, you've got to make her bark like a dog, make her do things she will never forget!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!". Well put.

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Originally posted by Jeff613

No matter what any other man does to her, yes YOU will always be the guy who made her bark like a dog

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Originally posted by dumars

well it wouldn't be you dokterluv,
no woman could ever say no to such a virile
cyber-bully like yourself.
you are a badass.
no doubt.

Thanks I love it when the kids realize my ominous strength!

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Originally posted by altitude

how do i give a facial

............ yuk

edit : ahh i found this correct meaning in dictionary ..>> adj. relate to or belong to the face ??????

my type are only to the rest of you typing/meaning/explaining & NEVER to original the topic heading...because of the *slang* ( i think this correct word ) used at commence

it takes me at least 6 or many posts to understand the thread

never mind .. its learn more than the school teachers try to anyhow !!! thank you(K)

^^^^^What the fuck is that person saying^^^^^^

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

^^^^^What the fuck is that person saying^^^^^^

She didn't know what the slang term for facial was. i.e. cumming all over a girls face. It took her around six posts to understand what we were talking about and she's learning more english here than in school.