How can I cum.. ....faster..?

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Originally posted by The-Modern-Way

[reply=EricLindros]
Stick something long and hard up your ass to your prostate.
Like a cattle prod.


You're welcome.

or, alternatively, you could jack off outside her door, then when youre about to cum open the door and stick it in her mouth, then run away...
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LMAO. Too damn funny.

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Originally posted by The-Modern-Way

or, alternatively, you could jack off outside her door, then when youre about to cum open the door and stick it in her mouth, then run away...

But what if it's not her who opens the door?

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

Stick something long and hard up your ass to your prostate.





Like a cattle prod.
















You're welcome.

LMAO

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Originally posted by BigDic

[reply=snakeman]
Ask her to to stick her index fingerup your ass while she's blowing you,it works for the doctors,

What kind of "doctors" do you go to???
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Ummmm...isnt that what they do to take your temperature?

make sure she plays with the balls. Ball play always speeds ejculation

Have her empty a pan of bacon fat into a coffee can while naked, you watch dressed like a bus driver...this always works for me.

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Originally posted by snakeman

[reply=BigDic]
[reply=snakeman]
Ask her to to stick her index fingerup your ass while she's blowing you,it works for the doctors,

What kind of "doctors" do you go to???
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Ummmm...isnt that what they do to take your temperature?
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Crikey, and I thought the NHS was bad!

They must dread the day you show up with a fever....

They go to take your temprature and you start spraing your jizz all over them

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Originally posted by Spader

Simple, just look at this before meeting up...

http://www.hotnudes.com/freegal.html

Son of a Bitch, Motherfucker, I knew it was a joke when I clicked on it, But I had my sound up and
scared the hell outta me!

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Originally posted by BigDic

[reply=snakeman]
[reply=BigDic]
[reply=snakeman]
Ask her to to stick her index fingerup your ass while she's blowing you,it works for the doctors,

What kind of "doctors" do you go to???
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Ummmm...isnt that what they do to take your temperature?
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Crikey, and I thought the NHS was bad!

They must dread the day you show up with a fever....

They go to take your temprature and you start spraing your jizz all over them
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My doc's a she.She sticks her finger up my arse,I jiz into her mouth ,she puts the thermometer into her mouth and viola,my temp.. Needless to say my medical bills for last month ae through the roof!
Its just.......I keep getting this fever see...

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Originally posted by cchasem

i just wanna go, get her face pregnant real quick, then leave. none of that sneaking around stuff..

Isn't it sneaking when you are doing it when your ex isn't home an have to get out before she does come home?

ok change of plans. she is coming here. ...and i've got my cam all set up and ready.

watch some porn before you does it and stroke yourself to the point just before you cum and then stop, do it a few times before she arrives and you'll cum right away

Everybody's gonna think this is weird, but here goes.... If you're never had a girl give you a _gentle_ prostate massage while blowing you, you don't know what you're missing. Esp. if she really likes lots of your cream

Lots of guys might think this sounds "gay" but:

Get her to lube her middle finger up really well with KY, then slowly slide it in. (She can wear a vinyl exam glove if she wants ) She should _gently_ feel up inside and a little toward the front. In the center, she should feel a hard, walnut shaped bump inside you. That's the prostate, which produces pre-cum and the fluid part of your cum.

When you get to middle age, the doc will feel this to make sure you don't have prostate cancer. Every guy dreads the exam because it's uncomfortable and weird to have a guy stick his finger up your ass, and because the prostate is _very_ sensitive and it probably hurts to have it digitally examined.

BUT if a girl does it carefully, gently stroking and lightly squeezing it, it can make you cum harder than you ever have. A mind-blowing orgasm. And if she knows what she's doing, it won't take very long.

So that's why the prostate is helpful for a quick finish.

I hope I didn't go on too much.

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

Stick something long and hard up your ass to your prostate.





Like a cattle prod.
















You're welcome.

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Originally posted by vamitch1

Everybody's gonna think this is weird, but here goes.... If you're never had a girl give you a _gentle_ prostate massage while blowing you, you don't know what you're missing. Esp. if she really likes lots of your cream

Lots of guys might think this sounds "gay" but:

Get her to lube her middle finger up really well with KY, then slowly slide it in. (She can wear a vinyl exam glove if she wants ) She should _gently_ feel up inside and a little toward the front. In the center, she should feel a hard, walnut shaped bump inside you. That's the prostate, which produces pre-cum and the fluid part of your cum.

When you get to middle age, the doc will feel this to make sure you don't have prostate cancer. Every guy dreads the exam because it's uncomfortable and weird to have a guy stick his finger up your ass, and because the prostate is _very_ sensitive and it probably hurts to have it digitally examined.

BUT if a girl does it carefully, gently stroking and lightly squeezing it, it can make you cum harder than you ever have. A mind-blowing orgasm. And if she knows what she's doing, it won't take very long.

So that's why the prostate is helpful for a quick finish.

I hope I didn't go on too much.

This guy will be laughing his ass off when he convinces a bunch of dudes to ask theirs girl to stick a finger in their ass.

Why is this thread still alive.

the prostate thing makes me squirm for some reason. like it would hurt. reminds me of a girl squeezing your balls, just doesnt feel too good even though it should. i know in Road Trip, Stifler gets it done. But on to the cumming from head thing... I can't cum fast from head. It doesn't matter how hott the girl is. It helps but it doesnt. For me it is how fast the girl slobs the damn thing if you know what i mean.

With my help I expect some pictures of this girl from you... please :-D