Hot Sloppy Spam...

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Originally posted by RumDum

Ive got a great story bout buying my sister-in-law by marriage a vibrator...

oh really

ok ok ill fix you a plate how about some turnip greens with new potatoes and bacon grease

and some black eyed peas i just shucked sunday with pig fat in them for flavor and some hog leg cooked on the grill

and toped off with upside down cake wash it down with a good cold beer
oh and we must have conbread

and where is the fucking story captain

Yeah, her fiance' jerks off to the webernet and tries to clear his browser history and doesnt know how to do it properly.. She catches him and says If you don't want to fuck me stop going online. He still does it, douche. Not giving it to her still enough.. They are young to, early 20's. He wont let her have a dildo cause he thinks its wrong.
This pissed me off seriosly.. No guy should be scared of a little plastic wrapped battery..

So I ordered one and sent it to my moms house in a descreet box.. She said what will i say if he finds it.. I said, tell him its a new dog toy, santa came early, the tooth fairy brought it, who cares just use the damn thing,, or cut off his hands and parent lock the computer on his dumb ass.. ,,,, true story..

you should have told her to take pics to prove she had done what you told her to do

@bdww so how dinner bud

I offered to help show her.. .. I said when you get better with this beginer model I will buy you an upgrade.. This feels so wrong but so funny aswell.. I was just annoyed at the time.. My wife wouldn't think this is so funny..

mine would she is good like that speaking of the wife im off to the bed room she has taking hers out and told me to run the damn thing so im off to do my duty boys wish me luck

last time she got off and i was there hold and big boner and no where to use it


but i think it is a must we get pics rum

I hid a camera in there..

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Originally posted by Latino

The girl in your avatar has large breasts.

Yet they don't look all hard, or like they're pointing in different directions like BDWWs avy.

Well done, keep up the awesome work.

they dont look all hard? shes not even wearing a bra

i think topless they wouldnt look nearly as good because they would look pretty unnatural

however she is really hot.




its nice being at work before my other boss and his wife, but i wish they just didnt come in at all. i LOVE coming into work when theyre on vacation, its the best time to be at work... ever.

thankfully they are going up to virgina for like almost a week for fathers day for whatever reason

thank... god.

Rum Dum give her lessons....you'd be perfoming a service

Teq-you almost forgot the cornbread...boy howdy, that hock was tasty

honDUH-suck my salty chocolate balls

Feef-thanks for saying she's hot, I could introduce you...

Fefe, does that mean you will be all alone in your office performing for strange men on webcam again? :P

I mean really!

How on earth could some one here, on a porn orientated site vote this chick a 1

http://whatboyswant.com/showpicture/1001971

Whoever you are, feasting on a cock.....Your a pathetic loser.

really?

@ bdww - i was talking about latino's avatar


@ tickler - um no :P



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also, i dont know about anyone else. but echelon's avatars really turn me the fuck on :P

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Originally posted by echelon_p

I mean really!

How on earth could some one here, on a porn orientated site vote this chick a 1

[ Link ]

Whoever you are, feasting on a cock.....Your a pathetic loser.

There is at least one person that votes every pic a one. That's been known for years.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

also, i dont know about anyone else. but echelon's avatars really turn me the fuck on :P

Cool...That is nice to know Ms Hum Hum.

@ Suckrates - your right, I thought he died....Obviously not.

no problem E


meet me in my office later for some fun