hmfc for president

@FO: oh, so that's how it is?! *has FO arrested*


@Jim: you only dominate the sports forum because it's all american sports. take american football for example, wearing pads is manly? strange...

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Originally posted by hmfc

@FO: oh, so that's how it is?! *has FO arrested*


@Jim: you only dominate the sports forum because it's all american sports. take american football for example, wearing pads is manly? strange...

soccer has shin pads, manly? no

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Originally posted by mongolia

[reply=hmfc]
@FO: oh, so that's how it is?! *has FO arrested*


@Jim: you only dominate the sports forum because it's all american sports. take american football for example, wearing pads is manly? strange...

soccer has shin pads, manly? no
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lol, those are tiny things on the fronts of our shins. not huge matress type things that make us look like aliens.

Mr. President,

You'll please take note of the fact that I have given you no grounds to have me arrested. Please see my above post for more details regarding alleged "incriminating" material.

Sincerely,
ForcedOrgasm
Secretary of Pootie-Tang and Interstate Commerce

P.S. - That post up there, it wasn't edited. At all.

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[reply=stretchnutz]
There's something fishy about this thread....!

yeah it's your pun!
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Your mamma's pun....

hmmm ok. "Take off those cuffs," says the president.


and yes, the only reason i over-looked your pathetic attempt to cover up your betrayal was because you called me 'mr. president.'

i believe it's little Marvin Terban's pun, actually...

i'm raising the poon tax

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Originally posted by ForcedOrgasm

i'm raising the poon tax

quite right.

*does the Che Guevera act on HMFC*

Viva la revolution......!

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Originally posted by stretchnutz

*does the Che Guevera act on HMFC*

get your hand away from me! i'm the president!

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Originally posted by hmfc

@Jim: you only dominate the sports forum because it's all american sports. take american football for example, wearing pads is manly? strange...

Basketball has pads? Baseball has pads? Let me tell you there's a HUGE difference between getting hit in the NFL and getting hit in soccer...


Ted Washington
6'5" 400lbs



David Beckham
6'0" 163lbs

Maybe if soccer players knew how to step it up with the big boys they need the pads

I t ted washington 6'5,365 , oh and beckham's more overrated than his wife's singing voice

don't get me wrong, i don't like becham, and don't think he's much of a footballer.

but he's more of an athlete than that big fat fuck.


ok compare rugby to american football, and tell me you're not pussies.

i know a guy who got kicked to the moon playing rugby. true story.

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Originally posted by hmfc

don't get me wrong, i don't like becham, and don't think he's much of a footballer.

but he's more of an athlete than that big fat fuck.


ok compare rugby to american football, and tell me you're not pussies.

CLEARLY you've never seen Ted Washington play...his looks are VERY deceiving in regards to athleticism...

Considering I played rugby and not American football I don't know exactly what you want me to compare

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Originally posted by TheJim22

CLEARLY you've never seen Ted Washington play...his looks are VERY deceiving in regards to athleticism...

Considering I played rugby and not American football I don't know exactly what you want me to compare

i haven't no, but i wouldn't allow myself to get as fat as that. but that's just a personal preference.

anyway, if you play rugby then you know yourself that it's more 'manly' as you like to label it.

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Originally posted by hmfc

don't get me wrong, i don't like becham, and don't think he's much of a footballer.

but he's more of an athlete than that big fat fuck.


ok compare rugby to american football, and tell me you're not pussies.

I take you've never played rugby, cause you'd know that the only protection we have is a mouthguard, and I've got the scars to prove getting rucked by metal tags is not fun

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Originally posted by hmfc

[reply=TheJim22]
CLEARLY you've never seen Ted Washington play...his looks are VERY deceiving in regards to athleticism...

Considering I played rugby and not American football I don't know exactly what you want me to compare

i haven't no, but i wouldn't allow myself to get as fat as that. but that's just a personal preference.

anyway, if you play rugby then you know yourself that it's more 'manly' as you like to label it.
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Get that fat for probably over $10 million in his playing career...I'd take it

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Originally posted by mongolia

I take you've never played rugby, cause you'd know that the only protection we have is a mouthguard, and I've got the scars to prove getting rucked by metal tags is not fun

what are you talking about? i just said that rugby players don't wear pads or anything...