Highschool

hey im in highschool and i need some help... i need to get a girl friend, help!

Start making money.

in high school?
american high school? cause to me here in Oz it means youre not over 18, which also means youre not allowed on this site.

look kid no offence but forget the girls at ur age u should be worried about studies

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Originally posted by Latino

in high school?
american high school? cause to me here in Oz it means youre not over 18, which also means youre not allowed on this site.

Busted!

god i miss high school

maybe he failed a lot =P leave the poor guy alone, hes got enough troubles being alone.

How old are you?

funny how we got so many 1st post members here

dude, just have fun right now. as someone said above, you need money. women are not cheap. shit, i just finished buying my woman a new ring tonight. she always wants rings, dinner, movies, dvds, tvs, cell phones, nice apartment/house, nice clothing, nice computer, nice blah blah blah. i love my woman more than anything, but all i ask from her in return is that i get to look at porn.

if you do not keep your woman happy, i.e. money, then you get no play. if you get no play, then the attitude in the relationship goes sour. then, there is no pussy, no nothing, and when it is all over and done you are broke --> back to square one. so, before you can even make that little journey straight to empty pocket happiness, you first need to have a little in there.

as i said before, have fun. finish high school dude. the women in high school are immature and dumb. fucking retarded. get into college where all the fun happens. all the pussy, and the fun you will ever need in life. if you get a woman before going or while in college, you are missing the best part of life. you will never has as much of a supply of pussy at your fingertips the remainder of your entire life. i promise you this. do not let that part of lifes greatest gifts slip right through your fingertips.

words of wisdom. amen.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

How old are you?

Looks like Bangles is gonna hook you up.

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Originally posted by musicischill

hey im in highschool and i need some help... i need to get a girl friend, help!

How do you expect us to help you out?

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Originally posted by Latino

in high school?
american high school? cause to me here in Oz it means youre not over 18, which also means youre not allowed on this site.

Most high schoolers in american schools are usually between 14-17.

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Originally posted by Latino

in high school?
american high school? cause to me here in Oz it means youre not over 18, which also means youre not allowed on this site.

I didnt knew you must be over 18 to join

I think i must read the rules again

learn all that you can and fuck the rest in which can't , in short get all the pussy you can get for it's over after high school

"I got a twelve inch dick, and a dozen roses, and a pick-up truck, hubbab hubba hubba hey!" ~Rodney Carrington

Listen to what johnwilliams said. high school is for those kids who mature early. I went to my 10 yr reunion a while back and those guys and girls who were studs back then look like crap. All of the hotties now are the ones you wouldnt have looked at. Be nice to them beecause those are the ones who will rock your socks off later on down the road. As for now. Play a sport or better yet, play an instrument. Chicks dig musicians. Study hard and get into a good college. Like JohnWilliams said , thier is more pussy than you can ever imagine. IF you have watched MTV spring break wondering if that shit is real. Trust me, it is.That is how college is 24/7.. Lastly, go to the gym and start working out. IF you are around 16 or 17 now is the time to start developing physcially. Chicks love a guy with muscles. Not some sterioud freak, just a guy with solid arms, pecs, quads, back. YOu get the idea. Remember, be nice to people now, because YOU will see them later down the road. Last bit of advise. IF you do hook up a chick , wear a rain coat, if you want to totaly fuck up your life, get a chick pregnant. Then you are fucked.

from the movie "little miss sunshine"........

Grandpa: So are you gettin' any?

Dwayne: [shakes his head no]

Grandpa: Christ! What are you? 15? You gotta be gettin' that young stuff!

you dont need cash! you need BALLS!

ahh...why r we liyingg??....th best of high school was to flirt and hook with all girls possibless!!!

Try not to appear desperate, even if you feel that way. If anything, act a little disinterested (without seeming gay obviously!). Desperation is a real turn-off for girls.

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f you get a woman before going or while in college, you are missing the best part of life. you will never has as much of a supply of pussy at your fingertips the remainder of your entire life. i promise you this. do not let that part of lifes greatest gifts slip right through your fingertips.

Truer words were never spoken, my friend!!