Just wondering what the average "got-caught" ratio is. Of course this goes down significantly when you're an adult with your own place or at least you moved your loser ass into your parent's garage or basement.
Me, I've never been caught in the act. My motto: "If you're going to jerk, ALWAYS do it behind a locked door.". So if you ever were, what the hell do you do? I mean, what do you say at a moment like that?
[Deleted] 15 years ago
nope, been close when fuckin' tho.
somehow i still think getting caught pulling your goalie is worse, more...pathetic haha.
Yep..
My wife walked in on me once..
We both laughed, and I hung my head in mock shame.
She knows I do it. My sex drive is higher than hers, plus, I'm a man. No biggie. She does it too, just a lot less. Plus, She has toys, and I don't. How unfair!
Yeah, caught jerking off once. Never been really "caught" having sex, though.
And I think which is worse depends on who catches you and what happens next.
Oh, if you're looking for a ratio, I suppose I've pulled it off about 7000 times or so (I actually did some math to come up with that figure) and only being caught once isn't bad odds.
And I think it's ENTIRELY unfair that we don't have as good of toys as women do!
My stepsister caught me when I was 15,she was 13, came in the bathroom closed and locked the door and
took over later our parents went out for the evening and took a shower with her (it was her idea) For
the next 4 years she must have told her friends because I fucked all of them
I've never tried a fleshlight... they're really that good?
I mean, I go to the sex shop, but for guys it's usually it's stuff like the blow-up purple alien with 4 vaginas and 8 breasts, or the very creepy BESM doll.
Or cause it's a jeff thread.
lol @ ^^
I've been caught a few times, it's more like they'll walk in, see what's goin on, then rush out and knock, both of us being completely embarrassed... kills the mood, to say the least...
