Hairy Bush!!!!!

O.k. guys. I just got something to tell you, and please tell me if i'm ok...
So this past sunday I went with my friends camping, so we had some beers and food... rigth.... ok.. well the thing is coming back to the city i decide on calling this girl who wants to fuck me.. I have some extra beers so i just went to her place to finish the beers.. (rigth!). I got there and in minutes we're making out and all the shit, so we start undressing when...!!!
She takes off her undies and for my surprise.. there it is..... the nastiest hairiest pussy i've seen in my life
tell you the truth made me kinda sick, and of course it was a complete turndown.... I was horny when i got there, but after seeing that.. i couldnt make it hard again.....so i had to play stupid and started talking a lot, and as soon as possible i ran out of there...
am I ok... or am I really f***d up???
this ever happened to someone else????

it depends how hairy. If it was half way down her legs, then I can understand the turn off, but just untrimmed then you are making too bigger deal out of it. besides, get a blowjob, handjob, or even just shag her missionary so you don't have to look.

Obviously the girl wasn't a babe in the first place otherwise hardly anything would put me off

you have
a - been looking at way to many pictures of bald girls, and you think it is normal
b - to get back in touch with why it is growing down there. only < 10 year olds are bald normally! Are you a diddler?
c - to ask the girl if YOU can trim it a little so that it is better for eating

well thanks guys... i've had hairy before and i'm ok with it.. but this one was off the top it even looked dirty... it looked like a huge clown wig...
still talking to her, will ask her to get it trim a bit..

Yeah I mean if it's a 3 inch deep fur blanket half way down her thighs then I can understand the limpness. If it's just your average hairy bush you've just gotta say "you can't always have everything perfect" so get in there and have a good time.

I was with a chick once who had a VERY hairy bush, at the time i didn't even see it, (lights off, under the covers etc.) I didn't like it, but it didn't bother me that much. A few weeks later my buddy hooked up with her and got in there, it totally freaked him out, so he said to her, "damn if that was shaved i could eat it for days on end" (or some drunken corny shit waffle like that). Anyways next day she went right out and shaved it bare and has kept it that way ever since.

Moral of the story is, IF I ever end up in that situation again I'm going for the direct approach. "Shave that shit and you won't regret it!"

think that the hair grows where it must be...
so bald pussies are after shaved or, as OdinSon has said, she's under 10...
I think you would have to say her to shave or to trim herself (because you were a little drunk) as a game...
but it depends on if you really like that girl. If so, you have just step on a shit because it seems that she really likes you and is possible she feels any offence in your comportation with her...
shit happens...
but you could repair it....

Funniest thread this week.

Hey man you are after pussy. WTF you a hair stylist or what?

Offer to trim it as part of sex play and you will both be happy!

this is the funniest thread in ages...

Have her trim or shave it... I prefer closely-trimmed w/shaved lips, but whatever makes you happy...

well it's not that im gonna marry her, su fuck it, shes not the only girl around!!!
but worth trying for some nice ass...
thanx guys..

and yes.... this shit is funny...

Kerry Bush!

I'm sorry but your thread plus your avatar equals comedy gold!

Shiy man if it ain't the only thing around, please do not present these type scenarios for us to help you out!
Type with one hand and leave us alone!
Hairy or smooth it is still pussy my friend!

Completly understandable man!!!....I havent seen a bush since I lost my virginity , and im glad......If she isnt totally hot with some killer tits get the hell outta there.....Or get more beers and become a gardener!!!!!

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Originally posted by dieged9

....Or get more beers and become a gardener!!!!!

dude! more to a chick than her pussy: hairy or not! just bring your clippers next time.

thats why you take a swiss army knife camping , you never know where bigfoot will showup.

Oh man, why oh why did I wander in here?

*backs furtively toward the exit*

I am so happy I went and looked at the last thread in this section of the forum or I would have completly missed your funny drunk guy story. Thank you so much.