Getting My Dick Pierced.

Prince Albert worries me, really!



(yeah I'm not showing mine)

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I think you should do a second poll...asking the straight and bi girls of wbw if they'd 1) blow you, and 2) fuck you with that thing in your dick.

I wouldn't touch your dick with a 10 foot poll because I'm gay, but I wouldn't touch your dick with a 12 foot if you had that thing in your cock.

So, lets say hypothetically I was tied up by Nazis. They were experimenting on me in weird sexual ways due to my above average sized wang...or "das hugen wang" as they call it in Germany.

You come in and you're with an elite Canadian task force, whose soul mission statement is rescuing Canadian POWs in the second world war from the Nazi sexual experiment camp. The rest of your unit is dead, but due to your reflexes, and dual knowledge of being a girl, but also sleeping with girls..you manage to make it alone. I'm unconscious and locked into a penile research tube, which simulates the effects of having a huge wang. Like, wind tunnels, and free ball jogging.

You see me in there, and Nazis are like, ON THAT SHIT, kicking in doors, and they've got like, no respect for you at all, and you know when they show up, it's just going to be awful, straight up murdering you, and continuing research on my wang.

The only way you can save me, is by unhooking me from the machine, which is squarely attached to my penis, with a tube straight up my urethra..the only way to free me, is to touch my wang briefly.



YOU WOULDN'T SAVE ME BRO?!!

Hmmm. Can't I like just use a stick? Or like can't you just take one for the team? I mean after the Nazi's fucked around with your dick you probably don't want it anymore anyway.

I just don't understand why in th' bloody hell any guy would do that to his best friend and lifelong companion ...I mean, you only get one penis to last your entire life, and you have more fun with it than any other part of your body...I don't have a good feeling about ANY piercings other than maybe ear lobes (babes only, please) ...
I don't have any fuckin' clue what babes think about dicks with little barbells or rings, or other shit pierced through them, but I shudder an' cringe when I imagine the pain of this kind of procedure ...no stainless steel garbage attached to your penis is worth going through that...
I've never seen a pierced dick in person...only in pictures...my reaction has always been the same...my own dick shrivels a bit, an' my mind goes...What th' fuck was he thinking????
Each to his own, an' if you wanna do it - you probably will...Personally. though - I think it's a major lapse of reason...
Whatever excuse or logic you're giving yourself for doing this ain't good enough - in my humble opinion.

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Originally posted by ramsann

anal is gross anyway.

Well, it certainly is if done impulsively or spontaneously...in porn, the babe is totally cleaned out...nothing in the lower tract or rectum...if you just take it up the ass on a whim...expect a major "EEEWWWWWW" moment before it's over...
I'm not writing from personal experience here, but I'm not dumb, either...'You start plunging a lubed pole deep in your backside an' see how long it takes before the uncontrollable urge to evacuate your rectum hits ...or 'shits' - as the case would be...That just ain't pretty - everybody is grossed out...'covered in smelly feces an' regrets...

I personally would rather be shot with a .45 at point-blank on any part of my body that would not cause me death.... such as shot in arm, through shoulder, in buttocks, etcetera but that's just me.

Wow.... you must STILL be really, truly, utterly bored huh? You should go back to my boredom suggestion of biking for 20+ miles or so cuz I biked for 40 miles just yesterday and was gone for 4 hours with pedaling the entire time and my legs are not on fire but I also bike like that at least twice a week but that's another story.

I vote NOT to do it but if you just so happen to have it done have it off-centered and not through your urethra at all (if possible) due to a greater risk of infection and internal scarring from not healing properly. Plus on top of that I wouldn't want the barbell, ring, or whatever you'd get shoved through to end up getting caught in my undies or anything and get ripped out because I move/walk/run wrong ...... because I wear undies although you, Honda, I'm guessing don't? So "Blue" may end up being your boy for a short while if you do get it done?

Hi there, First post for me but this is something I know a little about.
I had a Prince Albert for a couple of years, it healed in in about two weeks, due in part to regular bathing in what is a sterile saline solution. The skin is thin just behind the head so pain is minimal. No problems with sex that I can recall but constantly pissing on you shoes gets old quite quick. The piercing closes after you remove jewelry but it is still there.
I say go for it if you want to but it does have downsides.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

> Accidentally pierce a nerve cluster.
> Lose all feeling in penis.
> Never orgasm again.
> Blows brains out two days later with a shotgun.

That would probably be all the reason not to do it.

Does the shotgun come with the piercing? What colors does the shotgun come in?


couldn't you find some kind of non-piercing collar with a super orgasm inducing ridge with multi-speed vibe to wrap your uber-dong in? if one doesn't exist, you should create one. you'll be rich

i love my big boy too much to do this to him!

not my cant of coffee!

I wouldn't do it personally. I showed the mrs the picture, with the pretense of getting one myself, and she screamed : "I'm not letting that anywhere near me"

I'm guessing that would be the general consensus amongst the female population, unless you socialise in those specific piercing groups.

Btw, do you actually piss out the top hole?

i think piercings on girls are really cool. especially the tongue piercings. i also think a guy looks alright with earrings as long as they are'nt gaudy or stupid looking. as far as you getting your penis pierced is concerned, i can't really say if thats a good idea. it looks like it would be irritating as hell with that ring rubbing against your boxers all day. i also don't know if it would hurt while having sex or not. i guess it all boils down to whether you have thought of all this and are okay with it. good luck and let us know what you decide.

Honda, brah, I would run, not walk, away from this consideration (of course, that assumes it is an actual thought and not just trolling--I am apparently not cool enough to know the difference at first blush). One of my best friend's had this done (not coincidentally it is the same friend that became a WWE wrestler). As you might suspect, he is uncontrollably social and loves to get naked and throw his junk around (but enough about my wedding rehearsal dinner--I shit you not). Anywho, my point is that HE could pull it off. He is and always has been a freak-show, talking about himself in the third person, ADHD suffering, in dire and constant need of public reaction and professional medication. You are (by all interweb accounts) a semi-normal, albeit Canadian, dude.

In summary, personality goes a long way... As in, if you actually have one, you really don't need a gimmick to get laid or to always be remembered as the best fuck of her life.

Do it. Not like you're using the thing anyway.

I've had girls hesitate to sleep with me when I told them, but once they see it, touch it, all that good stuff, the curiosity takes over and it's time to rock. Also, it's a wide array of women. Pierced and tattooed yes, but others had nothing but pierced ears, others were very straight laced nurses. A doctor, a psychiatrist, and a high school girl. Doesn't matter what lifestyle she leads I've found, curiosity wins out in the end.

Prince Albert had it done before he married Queen Victoria and this piercing is named after him. When Queen Victoria died her daughter destroyed her diaries describing the great sexual pleasure her husband gave her. So one lady liked it. The best is to try out a prosthetic metal appendage with your many lady friends, if its a hit get it done. BTW only improves your sexual experience if you are circumcised. If not the its only marginal and has the highest recorded corrective surgeries. This from my good buddy a cosmetic surgeon. (He's French by the way so could be suspect)

As for me and my willy, we are quite happy as we are, thank you very much. No needles for us.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Hmmm. Can't I like just use a stick? Or like can't you just take one for the team? I mean after the Nazi's fucked around with your dick you probably don't want it anymore anyway.

That was a classic reply

People are mistaking this a wee little bit.

I don't really want it for sex at all...it's just I've always wanted a piercing or something, it's just they all seem gay an pointless.

This one has a legitimate reason. I want it because I think it would be kinda cool, I want it to serve a purpose so when people go "why the fuck" I can be like "chicks" rather than "I'm an idiot."

But yeah, still very on the fence about it lol

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Originally posted by Demodad68

6 weeks without the sechs from what I've been told...

I can do six weeks standing on my head.

If word gets out they will either be lining up for a ride, or pointing and laughing.
You'l get attention either way. That's what you want isn't it?

hay i say try this one in steed...the girls like it and it dont go throw the hole dame thing(not as much pane)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dydoe