Get your name on a porn star!!! Part II

I deserve to have my name on a pornstar because the skin on my fingers are messed up, so I have to let it heal, which means I can't play my daily four hours on my bass guitar, and I can't masturbate(my daily four hours) and it'll take days for my fingers to heal. So I need to have something to cheer me up.

And it's my birthday in less than two months.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

I want my name on a model because I'm a mod. and my name has an 'E' instead of an 'A'

quit cryin' and photoshop it. no one would know the difference.










i will get you a re-shoot

Am I still in this Still?/

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

Am I still in this Still?/

yep you will get your request with all three girls next time, sorry about the mishap. i should have known permenent marker wasn't gonna fly.

Thanks bro..good lookin out for the little folks!

How many are we now in this competition?

I think that I should have my screen name on a pornstar because...
Having an obscure almost undefinable german philisophical/psycological term writ large on the the body of a lithe and sensuous nymphette would be incredibly hot... and it would add a little high brow content to the site.


Z

pick me, pick me

I deserve my name on a porn star because the porn star would look great in pink panties.

i should have my name on a pornstar because the pornstar deserves to have my name on her

I think i deserve to have my name on a pornstar because i own a recording studio and i think that it might attract some good buisness.. musicians like hot half naked chicks.. Am i right or am i right...

I think I should have my name on a pornstar because I have to pay my ex wife $207.00 a week in child support and I still have my two kids half of the time.Come on....how about one for the workin' man here?

I zhould have my name on a pornztar becauze it would look like product branding.
And maybe put a UPC bar code under my name...
ZexyBeazt Fuck Doll $199.99 pluz zhipping and "handling" heh,heh,heh

I wana my name on a sign! Why bc i havent got laid since before xmas. thats no bs either.

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Originally posted by Still

[reply=Bangledesh]
I want my name on a model because I'm a mod. and my name has an 'E' instead of an 'A'

quit cryin' and photoshop it. no one would know the difference.
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damnit all I'm terrible at ps

where is jack or watty when ya need them...

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

damnit all I'm terrible at ps

http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/1718635/1/

I would like to enter this little contest... and as my entry, a haiku written by me...

Porn is fucking great
A girl with my name on her
Nothing more I ask

and another to appeal to your ego...

Still, the fucking man!
He gets to take the pictures
that we all fap to

im dying, as a final wish i would like to have my sig on a pornstar....no im not dying soon..but i will die one day..and on that day ill know, back when i was young, and extremely goodlooking...i had my name on a pornstar thanks to still..and he will be forever remembered as a hero. and if that doesnt work...my grandmas sick..and if i dont get a picture of my sig on a pornstar to bribe the doctor with..she could die!... and if that doesnt work... my girlfriend said she would stop having sex with me unless i could prove pornstars find me attractive...... and if that doesnt work...well then..i would just really appreciate it..and it would be a cool thrill on a possibly otherwise boring day...thanks for the consideration....

did i mention im dying!

-someday


ohh and im teaching this monkey at the zoo sign language..so he'll stop throwing poo at me...and the first step logically is to have a sign..so ill need a sign of a pornstar with my sig on her....makes sense.

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Originally posted by Ascaris

[reply=Bangledesh]
damnit all I'm terrible at ps

http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/1718635/1/


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man i remember that thread...

looks like it will be getting harder to judge. some folks are really trying

fuck i'dont wanna try put still i wanna that name there!