Fuck Being A Nice Guy. You Get The Girls By Being An Asshole.

*guy walks upto a park bench, a cute girl is sitting on one side*
<guy> Hi.
<girl> Hello.
<guy> How are you?
<girl> WTF!? YOU TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS YOU DIRTY OL FUCK!?
<guy> Wait, what!? What are you talking about?
<girl> OH SO NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME UGLY!?
<guy> Ma'am, I don't want any trouble, I just wanted to sit down.
<girl> OH SO NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU CAN'T FIT ON THIS BENCH WITH MY BIG FAT ASS!?
*guy runs away*

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Originally posted by Kanzen

*guy walks upto a park bench, a cute girl is sitting on one side*
<guy> Hi.
<girl> Hello.
<guy> How are you?
<girl> WTF!? YOU TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS YOU DIRTY OL FUCK!?
<guy> Wait, what!? What are you talking about?
<girl> OH SO NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME UGLY!?
<guy> Ma'am, I don't want any trouble, I just wanted to sit down.
<girl> OH SO NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU CAN'T FIT ON THIS BENCH WITH MY BIG FAT ASS!?
*guy runs away*

another episode in the life of kanzen

That is so fucking true kanzen. Nice.

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanzen

*guy walks upto a park bench, a cute girl is sitting on one side*
<guy> Hi.
<girl> Hello.
<guy> How are you?
<girl> WTF!? YOU TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS YOU DIRTY OL FUCK!?
<guy> Wait, what!? What are you talking about?
<girl> OH SO NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME UGLY!?
<guy> Ma'am, I don't want any trouble, I just wanted to sit down.
<girl> OH SO NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU CAN'T FIT ON THIS BENCH WITH MY BIG FAT ASS!?
*guy runs away*

::ignores socal::

whats up with the land of the lost?

Dude, Socal. Stop.

I thought it was readily apparent why Socal is posting this stuff, to be an asshole... to get him chicks.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Women want what they can't have, what they do have they don't want.

Women are crazy like that.

sad, but true.....

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Originally posted by SoCal.

Hello FeFe!



edit: quit dicking with the layout, dick.

FeFe has been trained well.

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Originally posted by scott2

now bangles gonna be upset

not if FeFe gets to it before me

Damnit, you editing bastards!!!

Anyway, CIAN once told me two things that I still believe true to this day.

1) All women are completely fucking evil.

2) Even with your dream girl, no matter who she is - at that exact point in time, someone somewhere is completely fed up with her shit.

My theory is that all women are insane. Its just to varying degrees which can fluctuate randomly.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

My theory is that all women are insane. Its just to varying degrees which can fluctuate randomly.

randomly? or just at a certain time of the month

I dunno Kanzen. Sometimes I think that they pull the "FUCKING INSANE" lever around age 16, and then the lever breaks off completely - never being able to be put back to "NOT FUCKING INSANE".

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Originally posted by EvilJack

Anyway, CIAN once told me two things that I still believe true to this day.

1) All women are completely fucking evil.

2) Even with your dream girl, no matter who she is - at that exact point in time, someone somewhere is completely fed up with her shit.

that is so true...

i know someone out there is sick and tired of fefe's bullshit..

Good luck digging the wooden spoon out of your ear, Latino.

Uh oh.

he was calling me a dream girl, no wooden spoon necessary