Maybe sunstar is a dude with double d tits and a nine inch cock.
He could be very overweight.
He could be very overweight.
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Jackster 20 years ago
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For a moment I read that as "First rule of making up stories is the girl has Double D tits and ...a nine inch cock."
Hmmm...No. If that ever happened me and my virgin ass would run far and run fast.
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Kanzen 20 years ago
It would be possible except for one thing...
There is no fat in the composition of the penis.
There is no fat in the composition of the penis.
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[Deleted] 20 years ago
Maybe he is fat with double d tits, and a skinny penis.
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[Deleted] 20 years ago
This is probably the most attention a sunstar thread has ever gotten.
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Kanzen 20 years ago
The secret is: ramen.
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Red-X 20 years ago
Is Ramen the meaning of life?
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auscouple 20 years ago
I think i'm the only one here that can say you can remain friends with your friend with benefits. My best friend and i one night played strip poker and then suddenly there were 4 naked chicks who ended up in an orgy. The next day we weren't any different to usual. I think it just depends on the people and the relationship they have with each other. I know we wouldn't be weird about it... coz we're pretty open people.
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Bank 20 years ago
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I think i'm the only one here that can say you can remain friends with your friend with benefits. My best friend and i one night played strip poker and then suddenly there were 4 naked chicks who ended up in an orgy. The next day we weren't any different to usual. I think it just depends on the people and the relationship they have with each other. I know we wouldn't be weird about it... coz we're pretty open people.
Yeah, that reminds me of this time that Jennifer Connely, Nikki Cox, Jessica Simpson, the girl in my avatar, and I were all hanging out, and for some reason, Jennifer was just like "Hey, Bank, I wanna fuck your brains out." And I was like, "But of course." Then, they all said they'd been dying for me all along, and that we should move to an islamic country where they could all marry me and have crazy sex all the time.
I was like, "No way, girls. I'm a free man. No woman's holding me down. Hilary Duff's already tried."
But we all had sex anyway, and me and Jenny, Nikki, Jessica, and the girl from my avatar still hang out together. We have a great relationship, but we're all pretty open people, and still can have sex all the time without it getting in the way of our friendships or carrers.
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auscouple 20 years ago
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I think i'm the only one here that can say you can remain friends with your friend with benefits. My best friend and i one night played strip poker and then suddenly there were 4 naked chicks who ended up in an orgy. The next day we weren't any different to usual. I think it just depends on the people and the relationship they have with each other. I know we wouldn't be weird about it... coz we're pretty open people.
Yeah, that reminds me of this time that Jennifer Connely, Nikki Cox, Jessica Simpson, the girl in my avatar, and I were all hanging out, and for some reason, Jennifer was just like "Hey, Bank, I wanna fuck your brains out." And I was like, "But of course." Then, they all said they'd been dying for me all along, and that we should move to an islamic country where they could all marry me and have crazy sex all the time.
I was like, "No way, girls. I'm a free man. No woman's holding me down. Hilary Duff's already tried."
But we all had sex anyway, and me and Jenny, Nikki, Jessica, and the girl from my avatar still hang out together. We have a great relationship, but we're all pretty open people, and still can have sex all the time without it getting in the way of our friendships or carrers.
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Well who thinks they're fucking hilarious?
We dont have sex all the time.. it happened once and we're open minded in the fact that we wont let that ruin the great friendship we had. sukka
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Bank 20 years ago
I think I'm fucking hillarious.
Because I am. I make money off of it.
What are you kids saying these days? 'sukka'?
sukka
But that's great that you had sex once and you're cool with it. I bang four of my female friends all the time and we're cool with it. Like you said, you just have to be 'open people'.
Because I am. I make money off of it.
What are you kids saying these days? 'sukka'?
sukka
But that's great that you had sex once and you're cool with it. I bang four of my female friends all the time and we're cool with it. Like you said, you just have to be 'open people'.
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MagicPolish 20 years ago
friend or foe - pussy is a pussy 
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Bank 20 years ago
Wise words, magic polish. Isn't that socrates?
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auscouple 20 years ago
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I think I'm fucking hillarious.
Because I am. I make money off of it.
What are you kids saying these days? 'sukka'?
sukka
But that's great that you had sex once and you're cool with it. I bang four of my female friends all the time and we're cool with it. Like you said, you just have to be 'open people'.
as you were when u read my post?
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MagicPolish 20 years ago
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Wise words, magic polish. Isn't that socrates?
socrates? no
IT'S STIFFLER (american pie 3)
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Bank 20 years ago
Not to turn this into some sort of war, but.......
Being open has nothing to do with believing anything someone says. It means accepting certain situations/people/ideas.
Example:
I can be open to the idea of fucking jessica simpson and the rest, and have no effects on our lives... because I am open to the situation and what will result.
However, being 'open' to what someone says means that whoever does such a thing is most likely an idiot.
Example:
Someone says "I can bring people back from the dead, travel through time, fly, and turn into a walrus at will."
Then, I say, "That's bullshit. You can't do that."
Then, someone else says to me, "that's because you're so close-minded. You need to be an open person. 'Open people' believe that."
All in the diction, my friend. Maybe what you meant was considerate.
Being open has nothing to do with believing anything someone says. It means accepting certain situations/people/ideas.
Example:
I can be open to the idea of fucking jessica simpson and the rest, and have no effects on our lives... because I am open to the situation and what will result.
However, being 'open' to what someone says means that whoever does such a thing is most likely an idiot.
Example:
Someone says "I can bring people back from the dead, travel through time, fly, and turn into a walrus at will."
Then, I say, "That's bullshit. You can't do that."
Then, someone else says to me, "that's because you're so close-minded. You need to be an open person. 'Open people' believe that."
All in the diction, my friend. Maybe what you meant was considerate.
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BigDic 20 years ago
I had a friend on benefit once.
Then they got a job.
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Then they got a job.
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rodneyroo 20 years ago
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Well, there was this one time when my friend Susie and I were stuck in the dorms after finals due to a storm. Susie and I were really just friends but we did flirt for the fun of it every now and then. Although she was just a friend, I had always looked lustfully at her because she had an incredible rack; sweet, little ass; and a wonderful accent that could just melt my knees. Anyhow, as I mentioned, we were stuck in the dorms after finals and our dorm had a small kitchen in the dorm's common room. Around dinner time I went down to the kitchen to make some food and there was Suzie in this tight top and form fitting shorts. She was making a pot of Chicken Ramen noodles and I made a pot of Beef Ramen noodles. Due to the exhileration of having finished finals we did that night what we should never have done, I took a spoonful of her Chicken Ramen noodles and she took a spoonful of my Beef Ramen noodles. Dumbest thing I have ever done. Our friendship has never been the same again. If I could take back that night I would.
I usually eat mine with a fork..................
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