Friend sent me 200 boxes, how do i pay him back?

Okay I got another idea, but it involves a hooker, some blunt tool that you're friend as touched recently, some leather gloves, and a nearby phone to call the cops from.

report him to the CIA as a terrorist

ouch! now that i would do if and only i really hated a person

Send them to me ?

When I was working for a small company, the boys unscrewed my office chair from the base and stuffed shrimp in the pole. Stank real bad and I couldn't figure out what the hell it was...a-holes.

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Originally posted by pman

When I was working for a small company, the boys unscrewed my office chair from the base and stuffed shrimp in the pole. Stank real bad and I couldn't figure out what the hell it was...a-holes.

You are the boss that everyone hates, arent you?

Send tghem back but tell him there is a $5 bill in one of them. Or send him a bunch of old magazines from some garage sale and do that, tuck a five into one fo the thousands of pages.

I thought of an evil plot once to put baking soda in someone's toilet bowl, and filling the tank up with vinegar.

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Originally posted by Suckrates

I thought of an evil plot once to put baking soda in someone's toilet bowl, and filling the tank up with vinegar.

damnit, talk bout your erupting shitter.....sheeessshhhh

That would be the point.

How bout the nasty.. but always funny top tanker?

take a water key and turn his water off.

have sex with his gf/wife.

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Originally posted by dewrag.

have sex with his gf/wife.

and post the pics here

Oooh, that's a good one.

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Originally posted by dewrag.

have sex with his gf/wife.

anal sex

find his credit cards and post mu numbers

200 hundred boxes, you say. does he have a car? would 200 boxes and some gaffa tape be enough to cover his car!

have anal sex with his wife/gf on his car covered by boxes and gaffer tape...then send in the pix here

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Originally posted by TickLer

have anal sex with his wife/gf on his car covered by boxes and gaffer tape...then send in the pix here

I think we have a winner!