First HIV test in about 18 years, if not longer.....

Trust me Red's age has nothing to do with it, its those swamp gases down where he lives that affect his brain

i would have to have sex to get anything like this

and so far i cant decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing

Well, look at it this way - at least you dont have the aids.

For once I don't feel so bad about not getting laid during this time in my life, and I say that because, due to that fact, I am perfectly safe from getting AIDS. But back in the day, well, I took my chances.....some really stupid chances at that, not with girls who where needle users or anything, but just people who you know damn well you had better wear one with. Girls who got around a lot, that kind of thing.