Financial Suggestions

Ok guys, so I got myself into some deep shit and I've got to get 300 dollars in less than a month... I got fired and shit and need to pay my university payment soon or all my semester will be void... SUGGESTIONS! now! please! (this is probably gonna turn into a cruel joke of some kind but I'd really appreciate any good suggestions)... ps. prostitution is not an option...

cant you ask your parents for the money? or friends?

i wont go for the "getting rich in 10minutes" option.
If there was a fast solution for getting 3000 USS everyone would be doing it

of course you can always try doing that 1milliondollar website and sell pixels and stuff but i dont think you can pull that off in a month.

Maybe you can sell something
or buy google shares

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ok, its 300, not 3000...
parents not an option...
friends... i could try friends but i doubt ill get any...
the pixel deal...i dont think id get as much attention as the FIRST one who did it...
sell something... thats actually a good idea, now i just got to find something i have which is of any value...
google shares... thats funny...

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Originally posted by Bananaman

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ok, its 300, not 3000...
parents not an option...
friends... i could try friends but i doubt ill get any...
the pixel deal...i dont think id get as much attention as the FIRST one who did it...
sell something... thats actually a good idea, now i just got to find something i have which is of any value...
google shares... thats funny...

work dude, get work in a bar every night

id challenge you to get a job here in which they dont exploit you... but that aint the point... bar sounds interesting... i should listen to your suggestion and try...

design a logo for wbw, its worth 300 euro if you win

Look around and see what you can sell on eBay.

You got any electronic equipment? Expensive books? CDs? Clothes? etc.

People always say "You can buy ANYTHING on eBay!" but that also means you can sell anything there.

For just a few 100USD it should work.

yeah get a job is easy and safe bet... just make sure u get paid 300USD...loan sharks? maybe u can sell of some organs? man if it was that easy to make money i wouldnt be working i guess!

robbing old ladies works for me its fun also
visit a sperm bank
wash 300 freinds cars
3 words ravioli potluck dinner
do a naked strip tease for tickler he likes men
pick up aluminum cans
sell blood
rob a liqour store
fight a mountain lion and charge admission
get a fuckin job ya bum
ask diz for the money
sell your colon or some other organ
sell amway
steal something of value from wal mart
become a mime
knit socks and sell them
do the hokey pokey
bowling for dollars
get a cup some pencils and some dark sunglasses
find a rich old gay man and use your imagination
find the lost city of atlantis
make a long list of stupid things
steal a horse
steal a car
steal a horses car
swim the english channel
run naked down your street
make a site for furries

You're in Mexico?

Smuggle some weed over here!!





If you make it you'll be set, if not school will be the least of your worries.

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Originally posted by HighGuy

You're in Mexico?

Smuggle some weed over here!!





If you make it you'll be set, if not school will be the least of your worries.

so true... if it were that easy...

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Originally posted by poopinashoe

robbing old ladies works for me its fun also
visit a sperm bank
wash 300 freinds cars
3 words ravioli potluck dinner
do a naked strip tease for tickler he likes men
pick up aluminum cans
sell blood
rob a liqour store
fight a mountain lion and charge admission
get a fuckin job ya bum
ask diz for the money
sell your colon or some other organ
sell amway
steal something of value from wal mart
become a mime
knit socks and sell them
do the hokey pokey
bowling for dollars
get a cup some pencils and some dark sunglasses
find a rich old gay man and use your imagination
find the lost city of atlantis
make a long list of stupid things
steal a horse
steal a car
steal a horses car
swim the english channel
run naked down your street
make a site for furries

thanks for the long list of alternative "last-minute" suggestions...