EL's 25,000nth Poast Spektakular!
What will ensue: SUPER AWESOME SPEKATKULAR LIFE ADVICE; SUPERAWESOME SPEKCATAKULAR HOT CHICKS; SUPERAWESOME SPEKTACKULAR RAEPING OF MY PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT (lolz), SUPERAWESOME PICS OF MY SISTERS PUSSY FROM MY WEBCAM
It would be wrong of me not to impart some of my knowledge on you, and I figure that my 25,000nth post is the time to do so, so here are a few pearls for my fellow WBW chaps....
First piece of life advice:
Listen to Jimmy Soul
[youtube]U2MM1BosdmY[/youtube]
And if you're on dial up, and you can't listen to that shit, you don't have to "listen" literally, but just take his advice. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, don't make a pretty woman your wife.
I could go on and on and on about the reasons why this is solid advice, but I'm trying to keep this post to the point where peoples heads don't immediately asplode when they read it, so I'll just say, listen to me on this one.
Second piece of life advice
When it comes to clothing; pay as much as you can afford for shoes and at least one suit. The rest, you can skim on if you like, but that one pair of shoes and suit are very important. Trust me. You never know when you'll have a business meeting, or parents of the girl you just impregnated meeting, court appearance, or whatever, who you'll want to impress, and as stupid as illogical as it is to judge someone by the clothes they wear, the people in those positions do, and you therefore get the most utility out of conforming in such situations.
Addendum to life advice piece two: NEVER WEAR A SWEATER OVER YOUR SHOULDERS LIKE LOUIS WINTHORPE III. It's pretentious and grounds for an instantaneous face punching.
NEVER THIS:
Third Piece of Life Advice
Never, ever, fold Aces preflop.
Fourth Piece of Life Advice
Contrary to popular opinion, there is sometimes sex in the champagne room. To make it happen you must be some combination of (preferably all of): Willing to drop some dolla-dolla-bills, at least moderately good looking/not a creeper, have some...uh...shall we say..."product" that the champagne room worker may have a desire for. Said "product" usually falls on the far side of the legal/non-legal line, but if you happen to carry kilos of blow around with you, then it's no big deal for you, and you'll probably be getting some in the champagne room. Or, the backseat of the stripper's car, if the house rules are really srs biz.
Afterward, is up to you.
Fifth piece of life advice
If you have 25,000 poasts on an internet forum, you should seriously look into getting a hobby.
Cuz, DAMN, PLAYA, You need to slow your roll, a bit.
6rd piece of life advice
Laugh. At stuff. At funny people, at funny things, at things that aren't funny, at people who aren't funny, at old people. At cripples. At the disfigured. At the non-disfigured. At pretty much everything. And I'll tell you why.
Because life sucks. It all sucks and you only live one time, so you might as well do things that will put a smile on your face, and laugh at things. It's good times.
Now as promised, some hot chicks:
And also as promised, pictures of my sister's pussy, you dirty dirty fucks.
Happy 25,000th post to me.
What will ensue: SUPER AWESOME SPEKATKULAR LIFE ADVICE; SUPERAWESOME SPEKCATAKULAR HOT CHICKS; SUPERAWESOME SPEKTACKULAR RAEPING OF MY PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT (lolz), SUPERAWESOME PICS OF MY SISTERS PUSSY FROM MY WEBCAM
It would be wrong of me not to impart some of my knowledge on you, and I figure that my 25,000nth post is the time to do so, so here are a few pearls for my fellow WBW chaps....
First piece of life advice:
Listen to Jimmy Soul
[youtube]U2MM1BosdmY[/youtube]
And if you're on dial up, and you can't listen to that shit, you don't have to "listen" literally, but just take his advice. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, don't make a pretty woman your wife.
I could go on and on and on about the reasons why this is solid advice, but I'm trying to keep this post to the point where peoples heads don't immediately asplode when they read it, so I'll just say, listen to me on this one.
Second piece of life advice
When it comes to clothing; pay as much as you can afford for shoes and at least one suit. The rest, you can skim on if you like, but that one pair of shoes and suit are very important. Trust me. You never know when you'll have a business meeting, or parents of the girl you just impregnated meeting, court appearance, or whatever, who you'll want to impress, and as stupid as illogical as it is to judge someone by the clothes they wear, the people in those positions do, and you therefore get the most utility out of conforming in such situations.
Addendum to life advice piece two: NEVER WEAR A SWEATER OVER YOUR SHOULDERS LIKE LOUIS WINTHORPE III. It's pretentious and grounds for an instantaneous face punching.
NEVER THIS:
Third Piece of Life Advice
Never, ever, fold Aces preflop.
Fourth Piece of Life Advice
Contrary to popular opinion, there is sometimes sex in the champagne room. To make it happen you must be some combination of (preferably all of): Willing to drop some dolla-dolla-bills, at least moderately good looking/not a creeper, have some...uh...shall we say..."product" that the champagne room worker may have a desire for. Said "product" usually falls on the far side of the legal/non-legal line, but if you happen to carry kilos of blow around with you, then it's no big deal for you, and you'll probably be getting some in the champagne room. Or, the backseat of the stripper's car, if the house rules are really srs biz.
Afterward, is up to you.
Fifth piece of life advice
If you have 25,000 poasts on an internet forum, you should seriously look into getting a hobby.
Cuz, DAMN, PLAYA, You need to slow your roll, a bit.
6rd piece of life advice
Laugh. At stuff. At funny people, at funny things, at things that aren't funny, at people who aren't funny, at old people. At cripples. At the disfigured. At the non-disfigured. At pretty much everything. And I'll tell you why.
Because life sucks. It all sucks and you only live one time, so you might as well do things that will put a smile on your face, and laugh at things. It's good times.
Now as promised, some hot chicks:
And also as promised, pictures of my sister's pussy, you dirty dirty fucks.
Happy 25,000th post to me.
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